Your private parts
 

Have you run out of ways to describe your hoo hoo?

Is your pecker's nickname lacking lustre?

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ROFLMAO....mine is now called my "honeyed womanhood".....OMG I can't stop laughing!

Honeyed, huh? Sounds interesting. ha ha

Allow me to introduce you to my "Seething Desperado"! :grin:


And for those of you that are curious...and you know who you are...


If I were a woman, I'd have a "salivating slot". Ok...so that actually sounds a little spooky. ha ha

OMFG!!!!!


I know someone with a "sensuous catflap"! :jester:

"beautiful phoenix".

Hope nobody is diabetic..."Gluttonous Candy Cane",here..

Lilith's bits are best described as her "pliant chink".

Lubricious Oubliette ( I still like "puswah", tho :D )

Lil's bits are best described as her "rouge-lined pocket".

I like that one better.

wohooo well i have a choice between "heavy flute" or "hard boiled sickle" or "pig-headed excalibur".... which should i choose?

"exquisite sheath" :rofl:

"fountaining knob" :D

are best described as his "supernatural pantagruel".

Aqua's's bits are best described as his "pounding piston".

Lixy's's bits are best described as her "pouty glove".

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...sounds inviting, don't it?