Caught
 

Has anyone ever caught you Masterbating?

Almost. On more than one occasion. *giggle*

Thanks for asking. :spin:

Yes...










...Oh, did you want details?...

there have been a few close calls

I don't consider being "caught" by my wife ... but almost a couple of times by the kids.

Yes...As I was cumming. My sister walked in the room on me. She just stared at me, my cock and walked out. :eek:

Yes please ;)

Not much to tell about the early episodes, the usual "mom-walks-in-without-knocking" incidents, since there were no further repercussions...the one time I got "caught" that I found interesting has been deemed uncountable by dicksbro...ah, WTF, I'll tell it anyway...Mrs Zoid usually had to get up early to put her face on, etc., leaving me a few minutes alone to play with the morning wood...one am, she walks in to see the me "saluting the flag", she decides this would be a tasty treat for her, unaware that I was just a few strokes away from the moment of truth...she jumped on the bed & went down, she didn't hear my warning (I couldn't yell out loud, we had a roommate down the hall)...a few seconds later she's grimacing at me & saying "Yuuuuuuuck!!!"...


....your turn now Lil...

:swoon: mine might be if someone walked in right now :hot:

Oh Lilith - you are such a tease! :x:

we need some pics lilith.

Well, evidently my story got the desired result from Lilith...so, has anybody else got a tale to tell? Anybody?

Just for the record, I used to compare watching Jerry Springer to masturbation...it's a lot of fun until someone walks in & catches you doing it... :yikes:

I have been caught by roomates and sister. None are good stories, or I would tell them. All of them were just very embarassing. I would usually just pull my hand out quickly and act like nothing was going on. I will tell you what tho, there is nothing more frustrating than playing with yourself, ready to cum and you have to stop. Luckily I have never been walked in on while I was cumming, I don't think I would be able to stop at that point... :slurp:

I guess that's the problem, usually it's just embarrassing to get caught...it's hard to think up an intelligent & witty response when your animal brain was in charge just a second ago...