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dicksbro 07-17-2005 10:35 AM

Don't Like Your Job???
 
I just got this and thought it was good ...

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HATE MY JOB DAY:

When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this: On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson. (Be very sure you get this brand.)

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair, open the package and remove the thermometer.

Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins-

Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement, "Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested"

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work for quality control at Johnson and Johnson!"

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS WORSE THAN YOURS!!

Lilith 07-17-2005 10:43 AM

I love this one...makes giggle still every time I read it. My FIL worked for Johnson & Johnson.....lol but not in product testing :p

TinTennessee 07-17-2005 10:50 AM

I love my job, I love my job, I love my job! lol

GingerV 07-17-2005 10:55 AM

Depends entirely.....do I get to choose who I test them on?!? ;)

I've always loved this one, DB...thanks for reminding me!

thereIam 07-18-2005 04:21 AM

Wonder what Johnson and Johnson is paying these days?

PantyFanatic 07-18-2005 10:56 AM

If those were tested in a swimming pool, it would be the "Aqua Test".

:grin:


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