First Time
 

Clem drove his pickup alongside the road and showed his buddy Jed where he'd first had sex.

"It was right down there by that there tree. I remember it plain as day. It was a warm summer day... We were madly in love... We made our way down to that the tree and made love for hours," explained Clem.

"That sounds amazing," exclaimed Jed.

"Yep, it was goin' real well until I looked up and saw her momma standing right there watching us..."

"Damn, what did her momma say when she saw you puttin' it to her daughter?"


"Baaaaa..."

OMG, where's WI?????????? :spin:

Whaddya mean where? That WAS WI... names were changed to protect the baaaaa-d man. :rofl:

Lmao

LMAO! :D

Galatea :thumb:



:grin:

Lmao

ROFL

We know it's true!!!

:yikes: :yikes:

:D :grin: :D

dirty deeds done with sheep. lol

:baa: :baa: :baa:
Now I lay me down with sheep,
I pray the boards don't start to creek,
If I should finish before the ewe,
I'll say, "Go again, wool you?"
:baa: :baa: :baa:

LMAO :rofl:

:spin:

Look closely...
 

roflmao!! Great joke G and DB the poem is terrific!!!



At first glance this pic looks like WI's dream....

But look again, maybe its Aquas?