the game of facts
 

this is a game called facts, really its not a game but it could be fun, basiclay you put down facts that you think no one would know. not facts like smokeing will kill you or anything like that, and nothing about yourself, unless you want people to know things about you, thats up to you. anyways here we go, i will start this off.

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
produced
to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(wow!)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to
death. (Creepy.)

(I'm still not over the pig)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Do not try this at home - maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its
body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping
the length of a football field.

(30 minutes... lucky pig - can you imagine??)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed
people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump

(OK, so that would be a good thing....................)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.

(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig??)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the
stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe
even
a chuckle)... in other words send it to everyone

snails undergo "torsion" which makes them have their anus above their head. True Shit Heads


(I am agast about the pig thing too)

30 minute orgasm? Lucky pig. Kinda raises the bar when you declare that you are going to pork the wife/gf, now doesn't it?

i still cant get over the 30 minute orgasm.... i dont think i could survive a 30 minute orgasm, i would die in the prossess. I have had sex for 30 minutes without cumming though, but thats nothing near a 30 minute orgasm.

Oh...my...god....I never thought I'd see the day my writings came back around to me. That is wierd. I edited and sent out that list like 2 or 3 years ago. I feel famous now....wow.

If a flea can jump 350 times it's own length, then a human would be able to jump 350 X 5 ft, which tallies to 1750 ft, 583 yards or nearly a third of a mile.

Ask Aqua.