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my kid, the cute one, comes home and says, " I saw this BIG lizard as I was walking home. "

I says, " yeah I hate those..."

He says, "the kind with the throat thing"

I says, " yeah those fat skinks with the throat that puffs out. "

He says, " come see it, it's really big"

I casually stroll out to the front yard professing it to be a skink and that he knows I don't care for slimey scaley squirmy things, so I'm not getting near it. And he better not pick it up and chase me with it.

I get out to the road and hanging over the curb all I see is a tail....

The half naked dude is my neighbor who just happens to be a snake guy. The thing weighs at least 15 pounds he says.

I think the neighbors who moved, abandoned him :(

What's a skink? Do we have them in California??

skinks are tiny 8" long lizards but bigger than the little green ones

http://fwie.fw.vt.edu/VHS/Southeastern%20Five-lined%20Skink%20(Eumeces%20inexpectatus).JPG

http://www.herpnet.net/Iowa-Herpeto...young_02_03.jpg

I can almost hear the urgency in your voice as you search him out...

:rofl:

Lilith you just love chasing any kind of tail

Well hell if they wag it in front of me like that

Holy CRAP I have never seen one that Big!!! I can't believe the neighbor even came to pick it up... Lilth... seriously how could you stand even close enough to get a picture, I would turn kicking and screaming and run far far away... How old is your kid? I think it might have been able to swallow him whole.

Ok is it just me or can there be a lot of sexual inuendos up there?? Not that I meant them mind you... just typing as the thoughts come to me. Dang I have been around pixies too often... lol

EEK! Your neighbour has bigger balls than me (you know what I mean)!!! I would not have stuck around to take a photo. SCARY!

I didn't take the pic :D

His wife took it for me. I was on my porch by the time I figured out wtf it was and that it was as big as my kiddo.

oh he's a vegetarian from what I was told....he's been hand raised for a long time. I'm worried he'd have starved or gotten hit by a car.

:D


Aren't I just the keeper of the wav's today? lmao

quick sneeks in before PF can

Sure Steph we know what you mean