wal-mart
 

A Wal-Mart store that sells husbands has just opened in Texas
Where a woman may go to choose a husband
Among the instructions at the entrance,is a sign how the store
operates,there are 6 floors,it states that the attributes of the men
increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is however a catch,as you open the door,you may choose any man
from that floor,but if you go up a floor you cannot go back down except
to exit the building.
So a woman goes to the Wal-Mart Husband Store to find a Husband
On the first floor the sign on the door reads
Floor 1, all the men have jobs
Floor 2, These men have jobs,love kids
Floor 3, These men,have jobs,love kid,and are extreamly good looking.
"Wow" she thinks,but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the forth floor,and the sign reads:
Floor 4, All these me have jobs,love kids,are drop dead good looking,and help with the house-work.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims,"I can hardly stand it"
Still she goes to the Fith floor
Sign reads,All these men have jobs,love kids,are drop dead gorgeous,help with the house-work.and have a strong romantic streak,
She is tempted to stay,but she goes up to the Sixth Floor.
The sign reads,you are visitor 3,456,013 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor.This floor exists solely as proof
That women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping Wal-Mart's Husband Store.
Watch your step as you exit the building - and have a nice day

Too cute! :rofl:

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LOL

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And here I was ready to settle for the 3rd floor. :spin:

I read the first few lines and was like " wait most of the stuff i buy from walmart i have to take back sooner or later" lol cute joke

cute, but I mostly loved looking at your avatar!

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LMAO!!!!!
Yep they're right! :D