corrupting missionarys
 

ok so tonight we had the missionarys round for dinner ( i dont trust young guys to feed themselvs , i can do it better , so they come for dinner several times a month ) and low n behold i had totally forgotten to put up some pf my raffel prizes for my ann summers shows :eek: , i had stuck them up on the shelf to get them out of the way and forgot they were there :rolleyes2 untill the embarrased missionary asked if it was a valentines pressy from hubby !!!!!! oH MY GOD i nearly cryed i laughed so hard , i know its not nice to laugh at poor innocent young men but damn they were so cute when they get embarrassed!!!! then, i had to tell them no they are for my business i sell sex toys !!! LMAO WATCH EM SQUIRM!!!!! ok i know im going to hell for all this and i didnt do it on purpose but damn it was so funny. didnthelp that one of the missionarys is rather good looking god i wanna corrupt him!!! is that bad??? can i corrupt the missionsary??? PLEASE!!!!!!!!

It's ok by me ;)

Go for it nikki. Might as well have a lil fun while you can.

innocent? :confused:

Wasn’t it Capt. Cook that took pants, bibles and syphilis to the Hawaiian islands? :rolleyes2

I don't think corrupting missionaries is going to get you closer to the perfect kinky score nikki... :p

(slapping Nikki's hands) "Bad Nikki!, Bad Nikki! No corrupting the missionaries!!!!"

Perhaps I'm reading the kinky test score sheet wrong, but won't she get Bonus points for corrupting a missionary ?

ooooo go for it nikki

Can I be a missionary too?

Is this an application for a missionary position?

LMAO YALL !!! lol ur sposed to talk me out of it LOL (thanks fzzy) altho it wud be so much fun!!! he looked so lost when i told him what i did and it took several moment tosee the light bulb appear ROFLMFAO!!!! bless him! asked jeeping if i could corupt him after they left and he just looked a tme like id lost my mind and they i didnt get any last night *pout*
lol oldfart! yup yup im sure i could find one somewhere LOL

~nikki

here u go old fart , told u i could find one !!!! dont i LUV google !

Application For A Piece Of Ass


NAME: __________________________ ADDRESS: ______________________________

AGE: _________ PHONE: ___________________ SSN: _______________________

COLOR OF HAIR: ______________ REAL?: _________ COLOR OF EYES: __________

DENTURES?: ________ WEIGHT: _______ HEIGHT: _______ WAIST SIZE: ________

CHEST SIZE or BRA SIZE: __________ MARIRAL STATUS: MARRIED___ SINGLE___
DIVORCED___ OTHER____

ARE BREAST or BALLS REAL? ______ DO YOU LIKE THEM: SUCKED____ CHEWED____
KISSED____ CARRESSED____ SQUEEZED____
NONE OF THE ABOVE____ OTHER____

CAN YOU STAY OUT LATE? ___ HOWLATE? ___ ALL NIGHT? ___ SEVERAL DAYS? ___

DO YOU LIKE TO BE SCREWED? ___ HOW OFTEN? ____ DO YOU LIKE ORAL SEX? ___

PENIS OR PUSSY SIZE: SMALL ____ MEDIUM ____ LARGE ____ EXTRA LARGE ____
(DONT LIE)

WHILE SCREWING: DO YOU FAINT__ FART__ CRY__ MOAN__ HUM__ WHISTLE__
SCREAM__ YODEL__ SCRATCH__ JUST LAY THERE__
GO TO SLEEP__ ALL OF THE ABOVE__

LIST THE TOP 3 POSITIONS YOU LIKE THE BEST: 1)___________________________
2)___________________________
3)___________________________

WHEN YOU CUM DO YOU: WIGGLE__ WOBBLE__ TWIST__ JERK__ SCEAM__ CRY__
OR DO YOU.... JUST START HUMPING LIKE HELL_________

WHAT KIND OF SCREW DO YOU LIKE? FAST__ SUPER FAST__ SLOW__ ALL NIGHT___

HOW MANY TIMES? _________________ COMMENTS _____________________________

HOW LONG DO YOU LIKE TO SCREW AT ONE INTERVAL? _________________________

IF YOU HAVE SCREWED BEFORE, GIVE TWO(2) REFERENCES (NOT IMMEDIATE FAMILY)
NAME:______________________ ADDRESS:___________________ PHONE:__________
NAME:______________________ ADDRESS:___________________ PHONE:__________

IF APPLICATION IF FAVORABLE, WHAT ARE YOUR CHARGES_______ IF NOT________
ONE NIGHT______ ONE HOUR_____ MUFF BURGER SPECIAL OR BLOW JOB?__________

WHAT CREDIT CARDS WILL YOU ACCEPT? MASTER CARD___ VISA___ AM EXPRESS____
SEARS___ JC PENNEY'S___ ALL OF THE ABOVE___ OTHERS___


nikki

Save the Missionary........Corrupt me Instead :)

roflmao!!

nikki you're to much! Thanks for the laugh! :D

Oh, nikki, you know just had to put "yodel" in there to learn all my deep, dark secrets.

:D