"New Health Plan!"
 

>> TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS
> CHANGED TO A CHEAPER HEALTH CARE PLAN:
>
> (10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
>
> (9) Directions to your Doctor's office include "Take a left when you
enter the trailer
park."
>
> (8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
>
> (7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter
>
> (6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "An apple
a day."
>
> (5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to
Goodwill last month.
>
> (4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out of network charges," is
not a
typographical error.
>
> (3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."
>
> (2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.
>
> AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED A
> VERY CHEAP HEALTH CARE PLAN:
>
> (1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct
tape.

Those were great Irish! I like the M&M Prozac :D

LOL Irish, the Southern approach to the Viagra one os a little different. You get a can of Fix-a-flat with a suppository guide. Insert to inflate.

:rofl:

lol! too funny, irish.