Cinematic Rot
 

Spare us please!!!! What is the worst movie you ever saw...or even your worst 3?

Mine:

The Cell- JLo
Time Machine
The Thief, The Cook, His Wife, and Her Lover

The Time Machine (the new one)
Master and Commander (I went to see it with my parents, I slept through half of the damn thing)

The Thief, The Cook, His Wife, and Her Lover (definately a bad movie!)
Johnny Mnemonic


and probably the worst movie I've ever seen.....

Being John Malkovich :bang:

i liked being jon malcovitch...huh...just goes to show...

worst 3, kinda recent: bubble boy, sky captain and the world of blahblahblah, and son of the mask (okay...it isn't out yet but c'mon this movie is gonna suck. :D )

I got your back wyndhy... I really liked Being John Malkovich and I am betting Son of the Mask is gonna suck pondwater.

Anywho... what movies did I hate?

Blair Witch Project (Can't believe I paid to see it in a theater)
Short Cuts
Johnny Mnemonic (I'm with ya on this one WI... but I knew it was bad before I watched it)

I'm sorry, but I just could not get in to Being John Malkovich. I tried...right up to the closing credits I tried. Not every movie I watch is superficial, so I know I'm capable of enjoying one with content. ha ha

A Polish Vampire in Burbank ...yes it is a real movie

Eraserhead
...a David Lynch movie that STO said he understood but would never explain it to me (so he said and I do have my doubts LOL)

Howard the Duck

OMG....Punch Drunk Love!

Did anybody get that movie?

Creature From the Haunted Sea
Schlock

and one of the funniest, but also worst porn movies ever made....................Chatterbox. About a woman with a talking pussy. Hysterically funny, but still just an awful movie.

More recent films I'd have to go with: Stepford Wives, Mystic River, and Gothika.

OMG... recently my friends and I rented The Core as per a recommendation... worst movie EVER. Though probably because we're such nerds and couldn't get past the scientific inaccuracies... :)

MAN...that was BAD. I'll vote for that one too

2. Wag the Dog
3. The MTV Punk'd thing...don't remember the title....

got another...pat-that SNL skit turned movie...oooo that one stunk.

We just saw Hero and that sucked
I also don't like any of the above mentioned movies either.

Malkovich malkovich malkovich... I liked that one. I also like Master and Commander. Oh well.


A recent ones that I was on the fence about was Sky Captain... (etc). I did not like the story line at all really, but I sat through the thing (twice! as I got dragged along again) and could not get over the awesome backdrop work that they did. They really got the art decco (?) buildings and stuff done very very well in CGI. That alone redemed it in my book.

As for ones I did not like at all, I agree with Stepford Wives and for the life of me could not get into I, Robot (might have something to do with the fact that I have read it before and was influenced by that?).