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Sex, the MIRACLE drug!
People who have sex four to five times a week look more than ten years
younger than those who have sex twice a week, according to a ten year study of 3,500 people at the Royal Edinburgh Hospital in Scotland. Why? Experts aren't sure, but they do know from previous research that the testosterone released during orgasm helps men maintain muscle mass. As for women, the estrogen surge experienced during sex may make our hair shinier and skin smoother, both signs of youth. Hmmmm, wonder if sex alone works the same way? :rofl: |
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I certainly hope so!! :D doesn't look like I'll be getting any for a while lol |
it must be one of the few things that, even though it tastes and feels good, is still good for you. now... when are they gonna come up with a study that says mickeyD's fries will make me live longer? lol
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Dayum, that means at the present rate I'll look like I'm 100 in a couple of years. Damn the luck.
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If I have sex 10 times a week.....how long will it take me until I look like a newborn??? :spin:
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i hope so too. otherwise i'll either look old when i'm not that old or i'll die young |
Damn I must run now and drag Tess in to read this!! :D
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I looked ten years younger when I had sex four or five times a week too.
Because I was. :grin: |
so when I was in high school trying to convince the girls that sperm WAS good for the complexion I was just ahead of my time?
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Sweetie, they didn't know you were a genious!! lol |
Sure seems to cure what ails ya, don't it????
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. ============= 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. ============= 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. ============= 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! ============= 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. ============= 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy! ============= 7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM. ============= 8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up. ============= 9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain. ============= 10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever. ============= |
Hmmm wonder if I took this to the doc, she would write me a prescription! :rofl:
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Ohhhh, can't ya just see the pharmacist's face when you ask to have your prescription "filled"??? LOL
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9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release
the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain. this must be why i have so many headaches |
I'm wondering about the logistics of this study. Was there a placebo issued to some participants? What exactly was the placebo? :D
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