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Mama said...
Angellic Vampire's date thread got me thinking about the advice my mom gave me about boys growing up. I wonder if you had good, bad, or crazy advice about the opposite sex when growing up. Was it from friends, family? What were you told?
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Treat women with respect...they deserve it.
And even if you don't like someone, be courteous. Other than that, the rest was either nonsense or prepubescent ramblings. |
From my mom: "Go out and play the field.....guys do it, why shouldn't girls?"
No thanks mom, lol. |
My mom told me not to make-out with a guys for very long because they would get ideas of wanting something more.
Can you believe that?????? :eek: |
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Only if you do it right ;) |
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Well I did have lots of boyfriends. :devilish: |
Mama said...."Big penis's hurt. Go for a guy with a smaller package. Your dad's is 10 and a half inches and I scream every time."
Thanks mom. :whack: |
Mama said...."Just be yourself. And if he doesn't like that, then that's his problem."
Thanks mama. :D |
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Phew...dodged that bullet, huh? lmao |
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oh dear god the things i DONT want to know about my dad!!!!! ROFLMAO so glad i never heard that one !!!!!! ~nikki |
Never really discussed sex or any of that with mom. Boys were to be dated and rarely kissed. She was a real...well, something else. She even dug out my diary that I had stashed under my mattress in the middle of the bed. I think, for her, sex was dirty. And, I've been trying to overcome that for a long time.
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Oh gawd! No I do NOT wanna know how big daddys dick is. :rolleyes2 |
My dear dad told me once that if I had as many dicks sticking out of me as I had in me, I'd look like a porcupine. :rolleyes2 :whack:
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....or isn't. :yikes: |
My daddy told me to carry a quarter with me and to balance it on one knee then put the other knee on top of it and not to let it fall..................oppssss. :D Sorry Dad!!
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