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Lilith 01-14-2005 01:29 PM

Mama said...
 
Angellic Vampire's date thread got me thinking about the advice my mom gave me about boys growing up. I wonder if you had good, bad, or crazy advice about the opposite sex when growing up. Was it from friends, family? What were you told?

WildIrish 01-14-2005 01:43 PM

Treat women with respect...they deserve it.

And even if you don't like someone, be courteous.


Other than that, the rest was either nonsense or prepubescent ramblings.

AngelicVampires 01-14-2005 01:46 PM

From my mom: "Go out and play the field.....guys do it, why shouldn't girls?"

No thanks mom, lol.

Pita 01-14-2005 02:58 PM

My mom told me not to make-out with a guys for very long because they would get ideas of wanting something more.

Can you believe that?????? :eek:

Lilith 01-14-2005 03:00 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by TinglingTess
My mom told me not to make-out with a guys for very long because they would get ideas of wanting something more.

Can you believe that?????? :eek:

Only if you do it right ;)

Pita 01-14-2005 03:03 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilith
Only if you do it right ;)



Well I did have lots of boyfriends. :devilish:

Galatea 01-14-2005 03:06 PM

Mama said...."Big penis's hurt. Go for a guy with a smaller package. Your dad's is 10 and a half inches and I scream every time."

Thanks mom.




:whack:

osuche 01-14-2005 03:10 PM

Mama said...."Just be yourself. And if he doesn't like that, then that's his problem."

Thanks mama. :D

WildIrish 01-14-2005 03:20 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Galatea
Mama said...."Big penis's hurt. Go for a guy with a smaller package. Your dad's is 10 and a half inches and I scream every time."

Thanks mom.




:whack:



Phew...dodged that bullet, huh? lmao

nikki1979 01-14-2005 03:27 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Galatea
Mama said...."Big penis's hurt. Go for a guy with a smaller package. Your dad's is 10 and a half inches and I scream every time."

Thanks mom.




:whack:



oh dear god the things i DONT want to know about my dad!!!!!

ROFLMAO so glad i never heard that one !!!!!!


~nikki

Mae 01-14-2005 07:03 PM

Never really discussed sex or any of that with mom. Boys were to be dated and rarely kissed. She was a real...well, something else. She even dug out my diary that I had stashed under my mattress in the middle of the bed. I think, for her, sex was dirty. And, I've been trying to overcome that for a long time.

cowgirltease 01-14-2005 07:05 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Galatea
Mama said...."Big penis's hurt. Go for a guy with a smaller package. Your dad's is 10 and a half inches and I scream every time."

Thanks mom.




:whack:

Oh gawd! No I do NOT wanna know how big daddys dick is. :rolleyes2

cowgirltease 01-14-2005 07:07 PM

My dear dad told me once that if I had as many dicks sticking out of me as I had in me, I'd look like a porcupine. :rolleyes2 :whack:

osuche 01-14-2005 09:36 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by cowgirltease
Oh gawd! No I do NOT wanna know how big daddys dick is. :rolleyes2



....or isn't. :yikes:

sodaklostsoul 01-15-2005 02:19 PM

My daddy told me to carry a quarter with me and to balance it on one knee then put the other knee on top of it and not to let it fall..................oppssss. :D Sorry Dad!!


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