West Virginia (redneck type humor!)
 

Subject: West Virginia humor..............

A guy from West Virginia passed away and left his entire
estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.
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How do you know when you're staying in a West Virginia hotel?
When you call the front desk and say,
"I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "Go ahead."
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How can you tell if a West Virginia redneck is married?
There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in West Virginia to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in West Virginia?
Documentaries.
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Where was the toothbrush invented?
West Virginia. If it had been invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teeth brush.
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A West Virginia State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-64 and says to the driver,
"Got any I.D.?" and the driver replies, "Bout wut?"
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Did you hear about the $3 million West Virginia State Lottery?
(Come on this is funny!)
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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The governor's mansion in West Virginia burned down! Yep.
Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total
loss too. Both books 'poof' up in flames and he hadn't even finished
coloring one of them.
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A new law was recently passed in West Virginia.
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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A guy walked into a bar in West Virginia and orders a mudslide.
The bartender looks at the man and says,
"You ain't from 'round here are ya?
"No," replies the man, "I'm from Pennsylvania".
The bartender looks at him suspiciously and says,
"Well, what do ya do in Pennsylvania?"
"I'm a taxidermist," said the man.
The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks,
"What in the world is a tax-e-dermist?
"The man says,"I mount animals".
The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar...
"It's okay boys, he's one of us!"

I hope that no one takes these wrong!My uncle,in Conn,just sent me these,&
they cracked me up! Irish

Hey now...I'm a West Virginia redneck born and bred (not INbred thankyouverymuch) but those are still fuckin funny!...LOL

See? If he ^^ alikes these, then we're all free to laugh. (((Eros)))

Like yall wouldn't laugh anyway? LOL

Only WITH you, sweetie ~ never AT you. Really. :D :p :D

OMG, Irish, those are funny. Thanks. :D

Alright with me being close enough to Eros I know one thing about that that is so not true, THERE ARE NO COPS ON I-64!!!!! :D

Lol@dg :d

Suuuuuuuuuree...LOL

LOL!!!!! Those are so funny!!!!

You might be a redneck if'n all five generations of women folk in your family is under the age of 38.