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Sports Legends!
> > John, a local football star, is jogging down
> > the street when he sees a building on fire > > A lady is standing on a third story ledge holding her pet cat in her > > arms. > > Hey, lady yells John,;Throw > > me the cat. > > ;No,; she cries,It's too > > far > > I play football, I can catch him > > The smoke is pouring from the windows, and > > finally, the woman waves to John, kisses > > her cat goodbye, and tosses it down to the street > > John keeps his eye on the cat as it comes > > hurtling down toward him. The feline > > bounces off an awning and John runs into the street to catch it. He > > jumps six > > feet > > into the air and makes a spectacular one handed catch. The crowd that > > has > > gathered > > to watch the fire breaks into cheer > > > > John does a little dance, lifts the cat above his head, wiggles his > > knees back > > and forth > > then spikes the cat into the pavement. |
Now that's gonna get the kitty lovers all riled up...
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Seemed like a perfectly reasonable thing to do to me.
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LOL, Irish. That's cute (and I like cats). :D
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I,purposely,DIDN'T send that,to my wife & daughters,because they "love"
cats.They'd know that I was kidding,but still get "pissed"! Irish |
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