Old hand or just an old hand
 

Lets see, this is an advice thread....

My penis has been dry for months....i havnt masturbated in longer than that....

How do I fix this??

start off slowly...I'd hate you to sprain something:p


I suggest Women's Pics might be a place to start.

I have decided that i should give someone what i have in storage before I am to blow it all over the shower wall.

<waving hands wildly>

Here! Here! Here!!

<---------- Volunteering myself for the ultimate human experience!

hellllooooooooo :slurp:

Come closer Skippy .... let me give that big ol' bald head a rub .... for luck that is .... so you can find someone to give the other head a bit more than a rub!!!! :)

MMMMMMM Sounds like a FFM 3some, or a 4 some, or or a 5some is in order.;) :spank: :hump: :bsex: :bj: :grope: :bj: :69: :bite:

try some lotion, for sensitive skin of course. and the faster you rub it in the more likely you'll be to eliminate your other, more dire problem. :D you may want to consider removing your stuff from storage solo-like first. otherwise you're risking chaffed skin for all of, oh, five seconds of fun. besides, i'm sure you can get some more stuff for storage in no time, so, go on, treat your shower wall to sticky skip-spray. :p

Holy crow... can you imagine the creampie skip is gonna leave behind?

*tries to get image of a loose firehose on full power out of his head*

I hadn't even considered that!

Now I can't get the image outta my head! Maybe if I try gouging my eyes out with at spoon?

I'd like to see that in pics. Wouldn't you wyndhy?????;) :D

(hint hint)

CGT, I would! You're always on top of things aren't ya? Good thinking, WOMAN. :love:

oh yes, please!

nudge nudge, wink wink, know what i mean?

so, STO, how's it going now???

We want the money shot documented!!!