Dear Abby!
 

>
> Dear Abby:
>
> My husband is a rotten liar and a cheat. He has cheated on
> me from the very beginning, and when I confront him, he
> denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows he cheats
> on me. It is so humiliating.
>
> Also, since he lost his job three years ago he hasn't even
> looked for a new one. All he does is buy cigars and cruise
> around and bullshit with his pals, while I have to work to
> pay the bills.
>
> Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even
> pretend to like me and hints to everyone that I am a
> lesbian. What should I do?
>
> Signed, Clueless
>
> Dear Clueless:
>
> Grow up and dump him. For Pete's sake, you don't need him
> anymore -- you're a United States Senator from New York now.

ROFLMAO

Too funny:D

That is really funny!!!!!!!!

Yep, it's great. :)

Oh my gosh ... LMAO.

Har Har, that is funny.

Irish,

That's harsh guy. Funny, but harsh.