Patriotism!
 

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>Mark Your Calendar
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>We all know that it is a sin for a Taliban male to see any woman naked
>other than his wife and that he must commit suicide if he does.
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>So this Saturday at 4:00 PM Eastern time all American women
>are asked to
>walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any
>neighborhood
>terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this
>anti-terrorist effort.
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>All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of
>their house
>to prove they are not Taliban, and to demonstrate that they
>think its okay
>to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all
>American women. And since the Taliban also does not approve of
>alcohol, a
>cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your
>anti-Taliban sentiment.
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>The American Government appreciates your efforts to root out
>terrorists and
>applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
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>God bless America!
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>IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON

Now that's a Patriotic Act worthy of Congressional approval!

I'm not American - but I'd support that proposal!

Musketeer, we must root out terrorists from around the world, so feel free to ask your neighbors to participat. :cool:

You can count on me!

Rockintime breaks out his lawn chair from winter storage and chills a 6-pack in anticipation of rooting out terrorists from our midst and demonstrating FIRM support of American womanhood.

Hey, maybe the Ladies of Pixies could do a naked run-through on this thread this Saturday. I'd COME TO ATTENTION for that! :slurp:

:D

OMGGGGGGGGG! Gimme a couple shots of 99Bananas and I'm in!

Re: Patriotism!
 

Then why aren’t we dropping leaflet bombs of nude pics and drawing prono in the skies of Iraq with vapor trails? ;)

Now that sounds like a damn good way to find those sneaky bastards.

Re: Re: Patriotism!
 

PF I always knew you were an evil genius.:D

The idea is certainly a good one. :D


Would have replied sooner, but I was out setting up lawn chairs. :D

Re: Re: Patriotism!
 

And why are we dropping them here? :lust:

Great suggestion Irish

That's it....see, we've been going about this war on terrorism all wrong. :p