I would rather mow the lawn.......
 

....than have sex with Brad Pitt.


Who would rather mow the lawn than have sex with?

I would rather mow the lawn than have sex with Justin Timberlake.

I would rather mow the lawn than have sex with either Brad Pitt or Justin Timberlake.

I hate mowing the lawn. And Brad is kinda cute. But before I commit myself to an answer...are we talking about a one shot deal? Or is he gonna want me to put out every week?

Hell, my wife would be willing to mow the law for a chance to see me and Brad Pitt together.

Hell, I would mow the lawn to see that, and I've never mowed a day in my life! :lust:

I'd mow a football field to see WI and Brad and Aqua getting it on! :D

I would rather mow the lawn than sleep with Jerry Springer.

I would rather mow the lawn than sleep with Bette Midler or Barbra Strisand (sp?) Those two women make my teeth itch every time I see or hear them on TV.

Nope... not even during one of the longest dry spells in recorded human history could you get me drunk enough to sleep with them.

I have allergies--BAD allergies. I'm on five medications currently and am getting ready to start shots. I'm allergic to all trees, all outdoor molds, AND all grasses.

But I would *still* rather mow the lawn than have sex with Mick Jagger. Ewwwwww!

i'd rather mow than have sex with joan rivers

I'd rather mow the lawn every day for the rest of my life than have sex w/President Bush.

Loulabelle,

I was being a smartass, but I think you've tapped into something here.

Well... Ok.... BUT, it has to be one of those old school push mowers. And you have to be naked. And we get to watch you mow. And take a shower after. (And you better drop that soap at least once) :p

I'd rather mow lawn than have sex with ......... gimme a week i'll get back to ya..

I'm with ya skip... I can't think of anyone (female anyway) that I would put aside so I could mow the lawn. Not yet anyway.

Hey Aqua...to hell with lawnmowers! The cash registers are ringing! Pay per view? LMAO