I once knew a chicken from nantucket...damn that's not right
 

Anyone else ever screw up the stories or jokes they tell??

Give me some of your messed up examples

My Yugoslavian grandma...when we drove by farmland under water with cattails abounding...used to call it "Swammi Land"

LOL ~ Always cracked us up

*scratches head*



No!! not that one you sickos

Well, I waited TWO hours...and no one lese had any ideas. Gimme a freakin break!

ACtually, I have this joke I've told a couple of times...and I forget the punch line...but it's REALLY long so I won't trouble you here.

bumping chicken threads *shrugs*