Create something special & unique for ur coffee table! 'PROUD PECKERS'
 

PROUD of your partner’s Pecker?

Whether it’s got the girth of Garth or is only the length of your little finger, it’s yours and you and your man should be proud of it! If so, now you can show it off to all your jealous friends – or at least a great reproduction of it.

Proud Peckers, the great new adult Christmas gift idea that will have you and your man giggling all the way to the bedroom, is now available in a home-use pack that takes just minutes to set but will have you admiring your man’s manhood for years to come.

We want you to be Proud of your Pecker and put it on display on your coffee table as a conversation piece for when guests call in!

‘Trial run – nipple kit’
 

The simple, fun-to-use kit contains everything needed to produce an exact replica of your man's member in high quality plaster. The kit, which is non-toxic, non-allergenic and bio-degradable, also includes a tester for you to trial-run the process by reproducing a model of your nipple!

The nipple kit, designed to test your skills at mixing the moulding compound and applying the casting plaster, is intended for women to get in on the act, adding to the joint fun of the product. You can do it yourself, of course, but it's just not as much fun! (Nipple can be made into a paperweight.)

‘Reproduced in cold cast resin metal of your choice’
 

When you've got a great reproduction you can send your plaster cast Pecker back to the studio (post free) and, for a modest additional cost, your proud member can be reproduced in a cold cast resin metal of your choosing. Popular finishes are bronze and gunmetal, but we also have copper, polished aluminum and brass, and a fabulous version in clear acrylic. In fact, we will consider virtually any finish the customer wishes, even classic solid bronze or lead crystal glass. You can also send your trial-run cast nipple for us to re-create as a paperweight in any finish you choose.

Always read the fine print:
 

The moulding powder is completely safe for skin contact and will not stick to your skin. But it will stick to body hair and fabric. So please ensure you put plenty of Vaseline on any body hair likely to come into contact with the mould. And be careful of spillages on your furniture and fabrics.

The cast is made in a simple 2 part process. Firstly, you use the specialized, non-toxic White moulding powder to make a negative cast of your erect Pecker. The mould sets in just a minute or two, and then you simply remove your Pecker from the mould. You then fill the mould with the Pink Casting Plaster.

Please ensure that you use the WHITE Moulding Powder for making your SKIN contact mould. The PINK Casting Powder is not for skin contact

And keep this in mind: :)

The Kit is designed to produce an ORNAMENTAL life-cast replica of the male sexual organ. The Kit is NOT intended to produce an object for personal use in any way whatsoever other than as an ornament.

The web site:

http://www.tickleberry.co.uk/pages/peckers.html

This cracked me up!

WHAT will they think of next?!?

Holy Cow - my bf would just die if I brought that home! He would do it and then seriously make me put it on my coffee table.

I can't believe some of the things people some up with and the ways they make money!

What a laugh!

Teddy Bear,

Hm...

Perhaps this labels me as an arch-conservative, but I'm not sure I want to be the first on the block to have either cast on the coffee table.

Still, it probably WOULD start a few conversations...

Just imagine the look on the emergency room workers faces the first time a guy came in with the stuff all stuck in his pubes:D:D:p

I saw a story online where they actually have places you can go to have this done....

and if I remember correctly - it was for the enjoyment of the female to use while her partner was out of town

They have Clone your Bone & Match Your Snatch which are made to be used.

I think my hubby needs a new paperweight..hehe

If you got the sculpture done in something classy like crystal...You could take it to work as a momento.

Ok I went to the Clone the Bone site to check out the cost etc. and found this
Clone Your Bone Kit
Standard 2 to 7 inch
Clone Your Bone Kit
7 to 10 inch
They actually have sized kits. LOL

You gotta be carefull where you put those things when kids are aroung.

LMAO! :D oh lordy reminds me of this IKEA commercial I saw once where the kid was playing with his mom's vibrator.