An Immodest Proposal
 

I'm a 33 year old man--tall, dark, handsome (so I'm told)--something of a hipster-in-exile among rustics and flinty New Englanders. For reasons I won't go into, I can only experience sex vicariously for the foreseeable future (don't worry, its not that I'm undergoing a period of incarceration). I would absolutely love it if any of the wanton and lascivious women of this site were to regale me with their true--if slightly embellished:slurp: --sexual escapades. I would particularly enjoy ribald tales regarding those of you whose libidoes are, shall we say, hard to harness. One could either reply to this post or send me a private message. I believe three things:

1. Beautiful women come in all shapes, sizes, and colors.
2. The gift of sexual pleasure should be denied no-one.
3. Stonehenge was an attempt by Stone Age men to get free satellite TV.

Okay forget that last one.

Anxiously Awaiting

NIK SATYR

I believe 3 things.....

1) You may be on to something with that Stonehenge theory!

2) PM's here have a 1000 word limit......and a story could get lost in transition!

3) I have a desire to Welcum you to Pixies and PM you just to ask....what is a hipster? *giggle*

Don't you dare go into obscurity! Things have a way of working out if one just has the ingenuity! Best of luck on those ribald tales.......

Who knows...I might be up for a short story! ;)

Well I recently read your story Familiarity and found it to be excellent! I am sure that you will not lack for any number of erotic penpals. Welcome!

I also believe three things

1. You are at the right place to meet beautiful women of all shapes, sizes and colors.

2. You won’t need any rebald stories. (We have discounts to Hair Club for Men:D)

3. If you contact me, I’ll hook you up with some nice ladies as soon as you get out of the seminary.



PS
What position do I set my TV at for best reception?

In keeping with the form of the thread.....

I believe in 3 things: (lots more then 3 but thats all I'm putting) :)

1. Beautiful men also come in all shapes, sizes, and colors.

2. I am not a rustic or a flinty (whatever that means) New Englander.

3. Welcome to Pixies. Its a great place.

Now I'm going to see if I can find your story. :)

1. I love hipsters!

2. Welcome to Pixies!

3. I'll be off to read your story in just a moment.

"Don't let her -----^ watch your TV. She only tunes to FOX.

Don't chase off the new meat (pardon the vegetarian pun)!

LMAO:D

Just pardon the vegetarian.;)

LMAO u to r to funny!
welcum to the famliy Nik Satyr !!!!
1) ull find more sexy ppl on this site than ull know what to do with
2) these ppl will make u laugh till u pee
3) and im off to find the storie as well!!!!!!!!!!!

~nikki~

Thanks for the welcome.

Lilith- Thanks, you're too, too kind.

Lixy- Hope you are up for a PM or a short story. From what I've seen here, you're more than qualified for the job.

PFan- 1) From what I understand, Seminarians are at least having sex with each other.
2) As far as the antenna is concerned, make sure your triptychs are facing the setting sun during the perihelion.
3) Wait, isn't Fox where you can find America's favorite family--The Simpsons?

Steph-Thanks and any help for Lixy on a definition for "Hipster?"

Teddy Bear- Definitely no knock meant on you or on New Englanders in General.

Nikki1979-Ta Ducks. Good to hear from another of Her Imperial Majesty's subjects.