Not A Good Idea
 

to get your wife a Thigh Master for Christmas....



Got any ideas on things NOT to give this season????

never buy new doorknobs for the doors in you home as a gift.
It just doesn't cut it! ;)

fine! Now I will have to go return them!

































:D:D:p

I'm sure someone out there would appreciate a few new knobs for the holidays.

dieting books LOL:D

A nice new vacuum cleaner :D

My mom bought me a vaccum cleaner the Christmas before last - that's cool :)

I'm asking for new windshield wipers for Christmas so I'm a geek that way, I guess.

The thighmaster wouldn't be a good plan, I don't think, though :D

lol there's always one............and it's usually Steph! ;) love ya really babe!

Personal improvement products are not high on my list... lol

I actually don't mind getting appliances and such.... as long as they make my life easier, I am for it!!!

gym membership

Can I be your thighmaster Steph? :D

Tires for the car, although needed, are NOT good Christmas gifts!!

Anything that is an awnser to-"Do these make me look fat?"(Trick
Question)In other words,ALMOST anything-clothes wise.The only
safe present,is perfume or jewelry,which naccesitates independant wealth. Irish
P.S.The REAL awnser is-"No your're fat anyway!"Luckily that doesn't apply to my wife or daughters,because I am,brutaly,honest!

Year 2000! I was opening gifts and hubby was opening his......we give one and get one.....

I got motor oil, a fuel filter, and oil filter.....oh......and..........





















a diamond ring that put me into shock!
















I was dressed as "Mabel Bomgartner" (a ficticious character I made up to describe my frumpy Christmas morning look).......and he proceeded to give me oil! Seemed perfect to me when I looked down at my attire!

But then......he scared me as he slid across the floor on one knee and presented me with a black velvet box! I screamed!

This is not to say that this is a gift NOT to give............just that I would have appreciated the oil and filters more if the diamond hadn't of blinded me! LOL!

Surely a vacuum cleaner is fun for festive fucking?