You know you're the parent of a toddler when...
 

Well, I definitely know I'm the parent of a toddler. I'm a senior manager at a pretty large company. Depending on the project I can have between 4 and 12 people working for me. In a group of about 8 people yesterday, I excused myself from a working session using the following phrase:

"I'll be right back. I have to run and go potty."

It will be years before I live this down.

Please include your own experiences here!

<---uses "potty" all of the time. At least you didn't specify further. ;)

at least you can go with out "the potty song" playing in your head. I had a preschool student with special needs who was afraid of the potty soooooooooooooooooooooo I developed "the potty song" and now I hear it everytime I go....torture:p

Pixies . . . birth control for the childless :jester:

Lilith - I had the Potty Song from the video "Once Upon a Potty" going through my head for months straight.

Steph - It definitely has its up sides, though. :D

It's my potty and I'll cry if I want to,cry if I want to........Thank you Howie Mandel

Remember the movie "Look Who's Talking"

You gotta fight...
For your right...
to potty

you know you've got a toddler when...
 

... when you are meeting with some high powered executives, you talk in your best child-friendly sing song voice...

you know you've got a toddler when...
 

... when someone asks for a tissue, you offer it to them, hold it to their nose and say "blow"...

Zipper xxx

you know you've got a toddler when...
 

... when you try to wipe smudges off of colleague's and friend's faces with a tissue moistened with spit...

you know you've got a toddler when...
 

... when getting through a meal without getting splattered by food is seen as a major accomplishment...

Zipper xxx

Well, I tend to splatter myself with food when I eat sometimes. Maybe one day I'll get to experience that... :)

when you rock everything...grocery carts, etc. while standing in line. I still do this and my kids are teenagers! ;)

LMAO yall make me feel so good about doing this stuff!!!!!

~nikki~