Kids!!!!!!!
 

>> 7 reasons not to mess with a child
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>> A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
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>> The teacher said it was physically impossible for a
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>> whale to swallow a human because even though it was
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>> a very large mammal its throat was very small.
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>> The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a
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>> whale.
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>> Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could
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>> not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
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>> The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask
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>> Jonah".
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>> The teacher asked, " What if Jonah went to hell?"
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>> The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
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>> A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom
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>> of children while they were drawing. She would
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>> occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
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>> As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, > > >
>>she asked whatthe drawing was.
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>> The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
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>> The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what
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>> God looks like."
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>> Without missing a beat, or looking up from her
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>> drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
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>> A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten
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>> Commandments with her five and six year olds.
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>> After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy
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>> Father and thy Mother, she asked,
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>> "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to
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>> treat our brothers and sisters?"
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>> Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of
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>> a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill..."
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>> One day a little girl was sitting and watching her
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>> mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly
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>> noticed that her mother had several strands of white
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>> hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
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>> She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked,
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>> "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
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>> Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do
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>> something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of
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>> my hairs turns white."
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>> The little girl thought about this revelation for a while > > >
>>and then said,"Momma, how come ALL of grandma's
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>> hairs are white?"
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>> The children had all been photographed, and the
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>> teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a
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>> copy of the group picture.
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>> "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you > > > are
>>all grown upand say,
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>> 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's
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>> Michael, He's a doctor.'
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>> A small voice at the back of the room rang out,
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>> "And there's the teacher, She's dead. "
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