Q. How many women.......
 

......with menopause does it take to change a lightbulb????


A: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS HOUSE!

I'm sorry.... What was the question?:D

LMAO!!!!:) yeah I've had some of those days too Eliza.;)

very good!

Too funny

LMAO!

OMG do you get "men"opuase at 20? :p

Today~~~~~> I can do it all by my freakin self...I don't need your kind of god damned help!:spin::dizzy::spin:

Boy I've had those kind of days. Reminds me of night before last when my husband tripped over his drill upstairs because he hadn't moved like I had asked him to. But he still didn't pick it up, instead he came running down the stairs cussing and holding his foot. Then he realized he couldn't very likely yell at me for not moving something that was his and that I had asked him to move. So he actually yelled at the dog for not picking it up, I almost thought he was serious. And guess what, it sat there until this morning when I about fell over it when I was carrying my daughter downstairs so of course I packed it down. :rolleyes: :D Oh well no one is perfect I guess....:p