strange sex laws
 

Some of these laws may be as old as 17th century. But I think it's fun to read:

http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpage...nge/sexlaws.htm


"There are men in Guam whose full-time job it is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Why? Under the law in Guam, it is forbidden for virgins to marry."

Is this still in effect? If so, someone should buy tickets to there fast! :D

"The Romans would crush a first-time rapist's gonads between two stones."

Do they really need to specify 'first-time rapist'? This infers there would be a possibility of a second time... I just don't see that happening.

'Up until 1884, a woman could be sent to prison for denying a husband sex.'

I think we should bring this one back though...

*Ducks and runs for shelter immediately*

"In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish."

Was this really a problem? What about a dead fish? :eek: :fish:

I do too . There are a few husbands I would certainly not deny, so I'd be safe :D

What about women?

The only acceptable sexual position in Washington, D.C. is the missionary position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal.

Was this before or after the Clinton Administration?

You can't have sex with porcupines in your state, Lilith! How do you cope?

Living in Florida, I'm just glad we don't have that "no sex with fish" law! Damn, I'd be in real trouble.

When does the next flight to Guam leave???

Campingboy, Clinton only received a blowjob. Therefore, he "didn't have sex with that woman." He set precedent, so head from a stranger is no longer cheating on one's spouse.

I'm only worried about the people in London having sex on a "moving" motorcycle. :eek:

While not as extreme as the ancient Israelite punishment for adultery (stoning), Greek men still had their fair share of discomfort when their pubic hair was removed and a large radish was shoved up their rectum.


Who thought up these punishments?? :p

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

Which head are they refering too?

Isn't it wonderful to know that our lawmakers do such a great job protecting and providing for us? Kinda makes me feel bad for all the times I've put them down. :)