"Old"Virus Warning!
 

Subject: New Virus


> New Virus Warning
>
> I thought you would want to know about this e-mail virus Even the most
> advanced programs from Norton or McAfee
> cannot take care of this one.
>
>
>
> It appears to affect thosewho were born prior to 1965.
>
> Symptoms:
> 1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice.
> 2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail.
> 3. Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person.
> 4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you.
> 5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment.
> 6. Causes you to hit "SEND" before you've finished.
> 7. Causes you to hit "DELETE" instead of "SEND."
> 8. Causes you to hit "SEND" when you should "DELETE."
>
> IT IS CALLED THE "C-NILE VIRUS."

Damn..why couldn't I have been born two years later.... :dizzy:

You wouldn't believe how many times that I tried to submit
that!My wife left for Amish country,yesterday,with her sister&
other "old"ladies&I am lost on the computer,without her
knowledge of computers.I finally figured it out.I have been called
many things,but NEVER stupid.My tenaciosness,is aggravating to
everyone that knows me! Irish

Irish,

I KNEW that I had a problem...

Now I know what it is!

jseal---If something happened 10yrs ago,I remember it.If it
happened yesterday,I really have to think to remember it!
You wouldn't believe,the # of older people,that I have told
this to,that say"I'm glad I'm not the only one!I thought that
it was just me."As long as I can orgasm,I'm happy."Ignorance
is bliss". Irish
P.S.My mother is 90!She'll ask me the SAME thing,3 times in
15mins.