Dive Dive Dive !!!!!!!!!!
 

Talk about sailor role play!!

For folks who want to explore the mysteries of the universe but can't get time on the Hubble Telescope, we have the Vibrating Periscope, which allows you to take a fantastic voyage into your loved one! The hard plastic vibrating shaft has a clear domed tip with a tiny light inside, and the base has a mirror and viewing port -- so you can look into the eyepiece and see whatever the clear dome is up against. Great for playing doctor, mad scientist, naughty nurse, or probing alien abductor! The vibrator isn't particularly powerful (although it is quiet!), but frankly, we're carrying this because of the viewing port, not the vibrator. The vibrator and light, which have separate on/off buttons, run off of 2 AA batteries (not included). Shaft is 6-1/2" x 1", 4-1/2" insertable.

Note: The shaft has a seam down its length; our Labs Testing Team didn't have a problem with it, but your mileage may vary. Also, the light does begin to heat up, so not for long play use.

(Shown front view on the left and side view on the right.) Happy spelunking!

I don't know if I need to see that!

Can you imagine going to the emergency with lightbulb burns:p?????:spin:

Looks painful! :eek:

no worse than an internal ultra-sound...












I don't think :o

Um.........there are just some things better left unseen!

Just wondering......why does it vibrate?

Is that a stupid question?

For every question there are 100 stupid answers.

Rather, why does it exist?

Re: Dive Dive Dive !!!!!!!!!!
 

Probing alien abductor?!?! Where can I get one these bad boys???!!!

Certainly is taking research to new depths.

A seamans delight

uh.......um.........well, I guess it might come in handy if you lose something up there....... :D

ROFL... and there will be many a perv who will rush out to buy one... LOL (the question becomes: who will admit it?)

OK, this one fits into the "_almost_ surreal enough for me" category.

I dont think women particularly like going to the OBGYN... However if they didnt have to open us up so far (very painful) maybe that could come in handy??? * random thoughts *

AKKKKKKKKKKKKK, not me!!!!!

**crosses my legs**