Safety first
 

In an effort to keep all Pixies members safe and sound, I've found these safety tips to help ensure our well-being.

1. Avoid riding in automobiles, as they are responsible for 20% of all fatal accidents.

2. Do not stay home because 17% of all accidents occur in the home.

3. Avoid walking on streets or sidewalks because 14% of all accidents occur to pedestrians.

4. Avoid traveling by air, rail, or water because 16% of all accidents involve these forms of transportation.

5. Of the remaining 33%, 32% of all deaths occur in hospitals. Above all else, avoid hospitals.

Remember, if you fail to follow these suggestions, you will only be safe 1% of the time and are taking your life into your own hands.


LMAO. :D

Heehee!! :D

LMAO, is about right!

Hmmmm, maybe I'll visit a neighbour. I'll be safe there!

Hmmmm. food for thought!! :)


Steph..... that's fine, just don't drive!!! (See #1 above! :))


DM

And only walk in the grass (see #3). :D

Re #3... what if your neighbor has a dog?

:p

I think that's covered by that 1%, Cheyanne. :D

Yeah, with my luck I would step on a "land mine"........... :eek:

Man, as if I needed MORE to worry about. hehe

I'm going to go curl up in a fetal position under my bed now....



Could someone please slide me some food and water under here every now and then?

If you curl up under *your* bed, you're still at risk for #2. However if you only walk on grass between home and *my* house, you're more than welcome to curl up under *my* bed. ;)

Re: Safety first
 

And most of all traffic fatalities. :dizzy:

good thing I like livin dangerously I think after stayin home for a day or two I'll walk down the sidewalk and get in my car and drive to airport and hop a flight after stoppin off at the hospital

LMAO @ Booger! :D