A question...
 

And I am looking for a specific answer, not just personal philosophies. I just wanna see who else has heard the question answered as I have.

The question is...

When is a man not a man?

when he has a vagina

When he neglects obligations, and fails to protect loved ones.

Sorry Lilith, while that is correct, it is not the answer I am looking for... no home game for you. :p

Bilbo... another correct answer... yet much more profound than what I am looking for.

When he drives a Yugo

When he's a woman???

When he is wearing my lace panties then he's my bi-atch;)

I plead the 5th

When he has maraschino cherry red lipstick on?

On where?

When he cannot think for himself

I'll drink Skips 5th

When he's a boy?

When is a man not a man?
When he turns into an alley.