Pick Up Lines
 

Alright, lately my male friends have been taking me out to the bar alot and trying to help me meet a new lady with whom to spend time with. Anyways, they are always saying I should try some of these pick up lines i know on the chicks at these bars they take me too. So, heres the deal:

1. - Does anyone else have any good pick up lines they know or have heard in the past?

2. - Ladies, if a guy came up to you in a bar and said one of these pick up lines to you, how would you react? j/c

Anyways, I've got tons of them but I'll start off with a few:

"Hey baby, nice legs. What time do they open?"
"I hope I have my library card, cause I am checking you out!"
"Your the sexiest girl at this bar, and all the other girls here know it"


P.S. -> Sorry if this has been covered in a previous post but I couldn't find this topic anywhere already

OK you asked for 'em LOL

1. Call me Fred Flintstone, because I'll make your Bedrock.

2. Lets play Titanic, when I say 'ICEBERG', you go down.

3. You must be a high jumper, because you make my bar rise.

4. If we were both squirrels, would you play with my nuts?

5. Would you wear shoes if you didn't have any feet? Then why are you wearing a bra?

6. Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do I have to walk by again?

7. You must have a mirror in your pocket because I can easily see myself in your pants.

8. What time do you have to be in heaven.

9. I seem to have lost my phone number, can I have yours?

10. If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

11. How about you sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up.

12. I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?

13. Sex is a killer. Wanna die happy?

14. Do you sleep on your stomach? "NO" - Can I?

15. Playing Doctors is for kids. How about me and you play gynaecologist?

16. If you were a tear in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing you.

17. Excuse me, do you give head to strangers? "No!" Well then, allowme to introduce myself

18. The word for the day is 'Legs'. Lets go back to my place and spread the word.

19. The last time I saw you, I was dreaming.

20. Hi my names [Fussy] - Don't forget it because you'll bescreaming it later on tonight.

21. I'm new in town, could you give me directions to your place?

Good one's Fussy. Here are a few of my favourites, some work others don't.

1. Get your coat, you've pulled.

2. You don't sweat much for a fatgirl.

3. Here's 20pence call your parents and tell them you won't be home tonight.

4. My face leaves in 5 minutes, be on it.

5. Are you tired? "Why?" Because you've been racing through my mind all night.

LOL at the lines ... truthfully a pick up line would only work with me if I wanted to be with the guy already .... and if the line hit my sense of humor .... otherwise, I'd be more likely to think you were poking fun at me (no pun intended) :)

Al Pacino(the devil's advocate) said it best never let em see you coming.Take the time for some small chat ,it's likely you'll find a common thing you like and go from there.

NEVER successful pick up lines

Hey, would you want to come home with me, I swear you won't feel a thing

If you come home with me I'll give you 8 inches and make it hurt a little, I'll give you my 4 inches twice and slap you.

you have the nicest set of teeth ive ever come across

The dress looks becoming on you, If I were on you I'd be cumming too!!!