Sexual Replacement.
 

Was just thinking about this earlier in talking with a friend.

If you cannot get sex and you are not online...What do you do as a replacement???

Read erotica!

Masturbate...listening to a few recordings I have;)

Think erotic thoughts or read ... and masturbate. :)

Probably good for us to have to "rough it" some times. :D

I sit quietly with my needlework and think pure thoughts........

Yeah and I cover my tented boxers with a Yarmukle and sing gospel songs...

Well, I have yet to say no to a banana and my bullet.

Skip, Honey...hate to be the bearer of bad news... but your putting the Yarmukle on the wrong head :D

write or read erotica or maybe bubblebath with thoughts of a recent close encounter. If that isn't workin for me, I can never test the batteries on my favorite toys often enough ;)

Seems we're all on the same pages here.

Ummm...why do I find that hard to believe?? ;)


I sleep..lol.

If it is first thing in the morning, take a shower with Mr Hand.

Otherwise, chew gum and play golf.... :p


rabbit

Just do the usual...masturbate, masturbate, masturbate.

Call tech support:spin:

will they clean my line

Let my mind work overtime in fantasyland..

Read or write a new story....

Cell phones are fun toys too.. for an erotic call....