Stop talking and stick it in my Ass!!
 

Heard this one last weekend...Ah the wonderful dialogue of porn....

Have any favorite porn lines you would like to share??

You just knew I had to reply to this one !!!

*in best German accent although not typing in German* "oooh yar ist goooood" gotta love those foreign imports :D:D

"mmmmmmmm ooooo yeah spit on my arse hole you dirty bitch"

"Pull it out I want to lick my shit of your cock"

and finaly form those odd Dutch films I've managed to see where there's commentry dubbed over the action !!

"You can tell by her face she is loving this"

"you so nasssssssssss-ty" said in my best Rocco Italian sexy impression~Anal Stoies 1-381746782823564865 lol


There is a spanking scene in #6 makes me damp just thinking about it:o :spin:

Lesbian scene where one lady is bent over the back of a couch with the other standing behind her. The lady bent over hollers "oooh yeah, fuck my ass with your nipple. Yeah, stick it all the way in".

All the way in?

My wife and I still say that to each other. Always gets a chuckle.

One girl to a girl wearing a strap-on...

"Ram that cock in my pussy pleeeease. I believe I said RAM!"

She to him: "Smack my ass.....oh yeah....smack me with authority".

He to her: I'll ram you so hard you won't need a smack......who's your daddy"?


*****To Whom It May Concern: *When I ask to be spanked, don't ever ask me, "Who's your daddy"?!!!!!!!!!*****

ROFLMFAO!!!!

Was watching an episode of Mad TV when they put on a skit paradoy of "Wizard of Oz".

In the skit, Dorothy met yet another person on the road, and eventually he took her behind the bushes, and she was shouting "Oh, I don't ever want to go hojme", while he was shouting "Who's the wizard? Who's the wizard?"

LOL......gekkogecko did you see it when they did a parody of the Moses movies with some playing Prince, "Now that's what I call a burning bush" and then he "parted" a chicks legs. OMG so damn funny!!!

LOL!!!

That's awesome!!!

CasperTG

Watched an ol' x-rated film one time and the gal, in frustration over the guy seemingly not able to get an erection, said, "Could somebody get me a carrot?" :D :D

I believe my all time favorite is "Bitch, I'm ready to fuck now".

rabbit

there's dialogue in porn I knew I was missing something

From an oldie called "Sinful Six-way," a well-endowed African-American man tells a petite white blonde, "I'm going to take a ride through Uranus." She says, "How are you going to get up there?" He says, "I'm not talking about the planet, shuga, I'm talking about that ass of yours."

Simply classic.

Who's ya daddy is a classic but I don't think I'd ever use it. *LOL* This isn't from a porno - that I'm aware of - but more a play on dialogue from that great cult flick 'From Dusk Till Dawn'

"Ok you hard fuckers, let's fuck hard"

Spit on my pussy