The Kama Sutra on Sizes
 

PART II ON SEXUAL UNION
CHAPTER I KINDS OF SEXUAL UNION ACCORDING TO DIMENSIONS,
FORCE OF DESIRE OR PASSION, TIME

MAN is divided into three classes, viz. the hare man, the bull man,
and the horse man, according to the size of his lingam.

Woman also, according to the depth of her yoni, is either a female
deer, a mare, or a female elephant.

There are thus three equal unions between persons of corresponding
dimensions, and there are six unequal unions, when the dimensions do
not correspond, or nine in all, as the following table shows:
EQUAL
Hare / Deer
Bull / Mare
Horse / Elephant
UNEQUAL
Horse / Mare (high unions)
Bull / Deer
Horse / Deer (highest union)

Hare / Mare (low unions)
Bull / Elephant
Hare / Elephant (lowest union)


In these unequal unions, when the male exceeds the female in point of
size, his union with a woman who is immediately next to him in size is
called high union, and is of two kinds; while his union with the woman
most remote from his size is called the highest union, and is of one
kind only. On the other hand, when the female exceeds the male in
point of size, her union with a man immediately next to her in size is
called low union, and is of two kinds; while her union with a man most
remote from her in size is called the lowest union, and is of one kind
only.

In other words, the horse and mare, the bull and deer, form the high
union, while the horse and deer form the highest union. On the female
side, the elephant and bull, the mare and hare, form low unions, while
the elephant has and the hare make the lowest unions. There are, then,
nine kinds of union according to dimensions. Amongst all these, equal
unions are the best, those of a superlative degree, i.e. the highest
and the lowest, are the worst, and the rest are middling, and with
them the highare better than the low. - {High unions are said to be better than low ones, for in the
former it is possible for the male to satisfy his own passion
without injuring the female, while in the latter it is
difficult for the female to be satisfied by any means.}

You can read the whole lot at

http://www.kamasutrafree.com/sectiontwo.html

We're definitely the high union. He's 6'2". 200 lbs, I'm 5'9", 150 lbs.

Love the Kama Sutra!

In the case of the hare/elephant ... I suspect mounting is half the problem. The picture that forms in my mind is almost surreal ...

"Honey, for gawd's sake, you've got to get lower, I can't jump that high!"

"And if you could, harestud, would I even know it?"

:D :D

That is not referring to body stature. It's referring to the actual size of the couples genitals. lingam is cock and yoni is pussy.

I have read some of the text and find it very interesting how they saw sex.

Horse seeking a Deer here :D

My experience would suggest that the groups do not break down into straight thirds, rather 60% ish (probably more) fall in the middle, which is why this really isn't an issue of major proportions for most. The majority are happy with each other and can work quite happily with the group either side. The only issues occur when the poles meet.

This would be one in five times one in five, which is a one in 25 chance. From the thread on how many sexual partners, most have had less than 25 partners and the stats are born out with all the comments.

The extract is just that and there is of course an awful lot more involved with sexual fulfillment.

Also if you are a hare and are worried - well 80% of women just shouldn't have a problem with you. And of the 20% who may - they may equally not for their own other reasons. Ditto for Heffalumps.

And how much fun you can have finding out how it all best works for you and a serious partner.

Bahaha! It's genital size! DOH! I shoulda known!:heart:

If it's any consolation (to me, at least), we're still high union.