Good Ol' Country Slang
 

Reading through some of the other threads...I came across a part were ya'll were talkin about the way people talk. Well here is a few I have heard...


"Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!"
"Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit."
" I'll slap you so hard,Your clothes will be out of style."
"This'll jar your preserves."
"Cute as a sack full of puppies."
"Gooder than grits"
"She's uglier than homemade soup."
"He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down."
"A hectic schedule keeps you "busier than a can covering doo-doo on a marble floor."

Have yall heard any worth mentioning?

madder than an ole wet hen

sour as a pole cat eatin persimmons

nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rockers

how about:

madder than an ole wet hen
thier so ugly they could knock a dog off a gut wagon
i'll hit you so hard it'll knock you clean into next week
and how about the mating call of the south
Shiite i'm so drunk!

Shankin in my boots
happier than a pig in shit
cutier than a bug
don't hog the shine
easier than a 2 bit whore
well, shut my mouth!

hotter than a two dollar whore workin overtime

colder than a witch's tit

harder than a one legged man in an ass kickin contest

Yeah we goina take a ride in the holler

but its not far over yonder lol

Busier than a one-armed paper-hanger
well, dip me in shit & call me Stinky

pfft. amateurs.

mental blank, but god they were good.

"so sad,could bring a tear to a glass eye!"
"like a pound of mince (beef) hanging on a hook!"
"so tight(mean) he could fart Jingle Bells"
"not as green as he/she is cabbage looking"

"Cheap? He's so tight you couldn't drive a greased toothpick up his ass with a 20 pound sledge!"

Your as thick as a brick.
Your as dense as a forest.
Your as dim as a 25 watt light bulb.
I could have it done while you were thinking about it........

"If you threw him in the creek, you'd skim ugly for two weeks!"

"He's so tight (cheap) his asshole squeaks when he takes a shit."

"Ugly as sin."

"She's so fine it makes my tongue hard!"

"Drink water? Fish fuck in that stuff!"

"I'll kick your ass so hard, you're gunna' have to take your shit off to take a shit."

"Oh baby! Sit on my face, I think I love ya'!"

Comshaw

"If you threw him in the creek, you'd skim ugly for two weeks!"

"He's so tight (cheap) his asshole squeaks when he takes a shit."

"Ugly as sin."

"She's so fine it makes my tongue hard!"

"Drink water? Fish fuck in that stuff!"

"I'll kick your ass so hard, you're gunna' have to take your shit off to take a shit."

"Hotter then a two dollar pistol on a Saturday night."

"Dumber than a stump."

Comshaw