A very important question
 

So if a very flattulent man was standing in the woods and a tree fell, would it stink?

who's around to smell it?

Not necessarily, unless, of course, his flatulence resulted in a gaseous discharge within range of functioning nostrils. But, thanks for asking. :D

Only if he claps with one hand

Only if a woman said so ;) :D

nope.......cause the whooshing of the tree falling would blow it away ;)

Ummmm...what is a whoos???

Depends on how important this man is!

I have to dissagree with you there.... I live with some one that you have discribed... and all I can say is that even when he is gone you know he was there......... and it does make you eyes water too....

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Only if it forms an isosceles triangle.

More importantly, if he says something, & his wife isn't there to correct him, is he still wrong?

of course:p

Just Plain EWWWWWWWWWWW!!

Eventually.

Re: A very important question
 

Trees don't stink when they fall....(which is how this sentence is worded)***

But..........there would be a "stink" in a couple of days if the tree fell on the flatulent man and killed him...............and he didn't even tell his wife he was going to the woods!



***Sorry bout that..........I knew I should have been an English teacher! LOL!