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confessssss!!!!
What is the worst thing you ever did to get into someone's pants?
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Told her I was a Nascar driver. It worked!
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Define 'worst'! ;)
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ohhhhhhhhhh H@rd Rock you mean you aren't :o
Aqua~ I believe you are familiar with the path to the dungeon......use it;) |
Well, I do keep drivin' until I get to Victory Lane :)
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But will you be able to take a victory lap?
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Well I must say I went through a few years were I considered women the vermin of the earth and only good for one thing (before you start throwing your panties, I am reformed). Anyway...I may have pulled the ole' "I love you till I die trick" once or twice...but I am not really sure....sometimes I was like a ventriloquist....with Jose' Q doing the talking.
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I unzipped them!!;) :D :D |
Why, I NEVER!
*fanning myself and pulling out my silver painted pseudo halo/hanger* All I ever did was say, "I want........", and before I could finish my sentence.......the pants came off! Even if I really only wanted a drink of water! Hey! I'm human, ain't I? Would you say, "Um, no hon. I just wanted some water", after he went to all that trouble? Well........I didn't think so! |
What do you mean "the worst thing..." I though all was fair in LOVE and WAR.
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This topic came up because my local radio guys had a contest to see who did the most discpicable thing to get in someone's pants.
One guy faked gay......... He and 4 friends had $500 riding on who could get in this lady's pants first. It was double or nothing if you caould get some sort of evidence. So while all the other guys went after her this one guy played gay for 3 months. Doing the best friend thing til she started saying she could "convert" him. So he put her off just a bit even then. Finally he tells her he want to give in and try a woman just once.........and since it's his only time he will ever have sex with a girl it would be really nice to have pics to remember it by;):p Slick bastard...... won $1000!!!!:D |
Women dont usually have to do anythign but breath in order to get sex. Men have to work for it.
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That's not exactly true...there are situations in which even the most incredible amount of hinting won't produce the desired result.
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well I guess I must be unique, I just let nature take its course.
Hey it has worked thus far. |
Maybe the women can take one look at you, horseman, realize how incredible you'd be, and fall at your feet. ;)
Lucky you. ~sigh~ :D |
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