Dear Friends:
 

I am writing my close friends and family to let you know what is happening in my life. Two days ago, a woman contacted me from my past who claimed that I was the father of her child.


Barring any DNA testing, the photographic evidence alone (see pic below) proves her correct, and I have begun to pay child support.

lol:D

Oh "Great" one .... you are to be admired for your responsible nature! ROFL!!!

You naughty man:p

How *funny!* :D

damnit, I had the same thing to happen to me!~~~???????

Scotz, I must confess.

A yankess tourist a couple of years ago, well, you know.

She was so pissed and I left your calling card in her purse.

So glad you've picked up the tab, the exchange rate is still

horrible.

OF

LOL That boy could be either of yours then! :)

Hey she contacted me aswell Scotzoidman, !!!!!!!

She is telling one of us lies, so u better go get that DNA test!!

HE HE ... He is gonna please many ladies when he is a BIG boy.

I hope junior learns how to use that thing.

scotz?

I need to talk to you about the very same subject hun!

Mine could be your new found son's twin! Ironic....isn't it?

I'm so glad you are a responsible daddy! I was a little worried to bring up the subject! Imagine my relief now! Whew!

So, shall we make a date to talk paternity? You can "swab" me yourself if you prefer! I'll pack the diaper bag as soon as I get word.............I need some large luggage for the diapers alone! LMAO!

jesus dude, i thought you were being serious..

then i almost shit myself :)

It was the only honorable thing to do...