Why men are so cool
 

A friend of mine passed this along to me. Hope you enjoy!

Why Men are so Damn Cool:

1. Your rear end is never a factor in a job interview.

2. Your orgasms are real. Always.

3. Your last name stays put.

4. The garage is all yours.

5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.

6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.

7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.

9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.

10. Same work .. more pay.

11. Wrinkles-add character.

12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch
adjustments.

13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.

14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.

15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.

16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

17. One mood, ALL the damn time.

18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.

19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.

20. You can open all your own jars.

21. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

22. Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.

23. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.

24. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.

25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me."

27. No maxi-pads.

28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.

29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.

30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.

32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.

34. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.

35. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.

36. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in minutes.

37. The world is your urinal.

So is that all good? Boy I guess we are cool. Please don't throw stones.

Number 6.......My roomates and I in college always had rules that one of us would get less drunk when we went out and be the "babysitter", the object of the babysitter was not to let each other sleep with someone we wouldnt sober....

23...thats because we dont have 5 cats :D

31...Might just be me, but I am an Ironing fool.

STO, when you decide to change your Avatar and "title," I think "Ironing Fool" should be at the top of your list of possibilities. :D

I will take that under advisement

****Will trade sex for ironing****

Will trade ironing for sex!!

Deal;)

Why can't I get deals like that?

kleclere~ I have lots of ironing that needs done;) unless you'd rather scrub the tub:p

Careful kleclere, she just wants you bent over wagging that ass.

Man I wish I could get sex for cleaning the house.

4. I share the garage with my roomate
8. if I get a haircut, somebody better notice or, or or, well, or else
9. hot wax HAS been near my pubic are, although it will NEVER EVER be near my testicles again!!
16. have had MANY pairs of boots that did!
17. one mood? really?
18. there are times I wish this were true, lol
19. HA! so many times Ive had to pack more than 1 bag just for a weekend trip
25. 3 pair of shoes may be, but 3 pair of boot enough? NEVER, hehe
35. not for my nails, I carry a nail file in every coat.. but I KNOW i'm one of very few guys on this one

16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
try wearing safety boots new ones all way are painful

15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them no but i have had my crotch and ass checked out during
a conversation

19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase
you have never traveled with a gay man


25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
unless there gay

28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
unless there gay

29.unless there gay
and a few others to maybe this list only works for hetro men

37. The world is your urinal. if so why can so few men hit it
when usin the toilet:D
and 38. you understand the off side rule in football and want
to understand it
:confused:

Well of course. This is Tuesday!
 

It MUST be time to change the avatar again. :rolleyes:




(whoever you are?):confused: