Oompa Loompah's on the Brain - Sorry
 

There's no earthly way of knowing
Which direction we are going
There's no knowing where we're rowing
Or which way the river's flowing
Is it raining?
Is it snowing?
Is a hurricane a-blowing?
Not a speck of light is showing
So the danger must be growing
Are the fires of hell a-glowing?
Is the grisly reaper mowing?
Yes, the danger must be growing
Cause the rowers keep on rowing
And they're certainly not showing
Any signs that they are slowing!

I watched it too............:p

Lilith, take note you could be the same type of teacher as Mr. Turkentine.

I've just decided to switch our Friday schedule to Monday, which means that the test we take each Friday on what we learned during the week will now take place on Monday before we've learned it. But since today is Tuesday, it doesn't matter in the slightest.

Of course you don't know! You don't know because only I know. If you knew and I didn't know, then you'd be teaching me instead of me teaching you--and for a student to be teaching his teacher is presumptuous and rude. Do I make myself clear?

Damn!!!!!! You are one hell of a sweet talker...... all this wonka talk makes me gooey:p

Ever notice you didn't see any female oompah's....hmmmm must have been too much fudge packin

in her whiny most demanding voice....stomps her foot and shouts,"I want an everlasting gobstopper"

And, to add to Lilith's contribution...

"...and *I* want it NOW!!!"

Did you mean Lilith or me? Sounds like something I would say! Oops.....did I say that?

I think it would probably work for about 1/2 the girly girls here at pixies

OMG in grade 10 my french teacher looked exactly like an Oompa Loompah!!!! It was almost scary... :p

Fuzzy Orange balls on the shoes PS?

Everything else!!! Liable he had those too though... he was the acting class teacher too!!!

hmmm, sounds kinky to me

There is a lipstick in here, if you dont let me out i will smear it all over everything.

His balls hung down to the tops of his shoes?????????????? Isn't there surgery for that???????????????????:D:D

"Don't care how...I WANT IT NOW!!!"

OOOOOOOOOooooooo....uuuhhhhh....oh yyyyeah!!!!!

rabbit