Man Allegedly Slashes Friend In Argument Over Who Had Hairiest Buttocks
 

Police Say Debate Escalates To Brawl, Ends In Knifing


MANSFIELD TOWNSHIP, N.J. -- An argument between two friends over which one had the hairiest buttocks escalated into a brawl that ended when one man slashed the other.

Emmanuel Nieves, 23, of Liberty Township, and Erik Saporito, 21, of Independence Township, were talking with some other friends at a Mansfield Township apartment complex when the fight began early Wednesday.

Nieves soon pulled out a knife and slashed Saporito's face and ear, authorities said. Saporito was taken to Hackettstown Community Hospital, where he was treated and released.

I take it Nieves was the loser? :)