Random Bandit Quotes
 

Ok I have nothing better to do, just like it and shut up!!!

This happens every time one of these floozies starts poontangin' around with those show folk fags! - Buford T. Justice.

I got the metal to the pedal and the thing to the floor! ~ Carrie, aka., Frog

Buford T. Justice: Hey boy, where is Sheriff Branford at?

Sheriff Branford: I AM Sheriff Branford.

Buford T. Justice: Oh, pardon me. For some reason you sounded a little taller on radio.

There is no way, no way that you came from my loins. The first thing I'm gonna do when I get home is punch your momma in the mouth - Buford T. Justice

Bandit: Nice matching suits. It must have been a bitch to get a 69 Extra Fat and a 12 Dwarf.

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I'd like to kick his ass just once - Little Enos

Junior: My hat blew off, daddy.
Sheriff Buford T. Justice: I hope your goddamn head was in it.

Buford T. Justice: Junior! Why didn't you have your gun loaded?

Junior: When I put bullets in it, Daddy, it gets too heavy.

Snowman - Hey! You can't drive a forklift!
Bandit - I can drive any forkin thing around!

Your Mother joined the klan once Junior. When she put on her sheet, she looked like an iceberg with feet. - Buford T. Justice

Big Enos: Son, you're looking at a legend.

Little Enos: I guess a legend and an out-of-work bum look a lot a like, daddy.

Snowman: "Hey, Bandit, me and Fred have a little question for you."
Bandit:"What's that?"
Snowman:"Why are we doing this? They said it couldn't be done."
Bandit:"That's why we're doing it."

Buford T. Justice: Nobody makes Sheriff Buford T. Justice look like a possum's pecker!

Frog: Do you ever take that Hat off?
Bandit: I only take it off for 1 thing.

Frog: Take your hat off.

Sheriff Justice (to Junior): "Shut up! One shit at a time!"
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Sheriff Justice (to the waitress at the 'Choke N Puke'): "Gimme a diablo sandwich and a Dr Pepper and make it fast...I'm in a goddam hurry."
Sheriff Justice (to Junior): "You want somethin'?"
Junior: "Hushpuppies, Daddy"
Sheriff Justice: "We ain't got no time for that crap!"
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Cop to Sheriff Justice: "Did you see that? They went right by our roadblock!"
Sheriff Justice: "You sumbitches couldn't close an umbrella!"


great movie....


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