One line at a time..ala PERVY Christmas!
 

'Twas the night before Christmas, and boy was it neat.
The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat.


(OK so that was two lines...so sue me!) :D





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The doors were all bolted ... the phone off the hook

Momma was in her teddy and me a raring to stuff her seat.

The candles were lit, the mood.... oh so dreamy, no wonder my crotch was feeling quite creamy

the covers were thrown from the bed without care

In hopes that multiple orgasms would soon be there.

When suddenly I scream, he says "What's the matter?"

The vibe then popped out of my slit and started to clatter.

I scrambled to find it.....the vibe bounced from the bed!