Top 10 Least True Pixies Books ...
 

Now remember guys, I am only kidding with these ...

10. Subtle Chasing of Nikki in the Threads - By Legend

9. How to be Patient and Kind to Rude and Obnoxious Newbies - By Diva

8. I Have Never Seen Coach Knight's Pic Thread - By Summer

7. I Am Disgusted by Anal - By Aqua

6. I've Never Been in the Chatroom - By PixieSprite

5. Clear and Coherrent Thoughts - By Uncle Silky

4. How to Liven up the Chatroom - By JWalker

3. Getting in Touch with your Feminine Side - By Coach Knight

2. Silence is a Virtue - By Lixy Chick

1. How to Resist Changing your Avatar - By Skipthisone

LMAO! Especially #4!!!!!!!!

LMAO...too funny CK

just for that i am getting a new Av

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Looks like CK is the official Pixies Top 10 writer...they just keep getting better Coach.

now that's more like it, big fella.

Good Silky ... it's all in good fun!

yeah, i know. i'm just very sensitive to havin my intelligence insulted.

From the home office in Las Vegas, NV... it's CK's Top Ten list!!

ROTFLMFAO!

i'm honoured to have made the top ten list again :p

What picture thread of you????? I am lost!! I have NEVER seen any pics of you CK! WTF!!!






















jk jk jk
Ok, guilty as charged. LMAO
-Summer :D

*tears in my eyes*

OMGGGGGGGGGG! I am # 2???????? I have never been # 2 at anything.........I do however, on occasion do a #2 but that is neither here nor there! I know I rarely ever say anything about very much of anything but I am all a flutter with this auspicious listing! Ya think Dave (Letterman) is gonna use it on his show? I can just picture that smug ass Paul Schaffer (spell check) going....."What kind of list is this Dave?" And Dave going, "Oh come on Paul, do you live under a rock? It's from the famous PixiesPlace website for crying out loud!" When I become famous for this book and I win the Pulitzer, I will be sure to mention you Coach and I will make a special moment to mention Pixies as the place it all happened......the place where I finally woke up and spoke up regardless of the fact that my book is blank because it is called "Silence is a Virtue". Ya think I'll get to do the circuit? Ya know.......David Letterman, Jay Leno, oh and that guy that looks like Howdy Doody.....oh fer shit-piss sake.....what's his name? I would love to do Howard Stern too! And if they'll have me, I could do an interview on his show as well! Well.........in keeping with my true self I am gonna cut this short cause I never like to go on and on and bore ya'll till you throw the cat against the wall in total frustration. There I go again......did I just say ya'll? I ain't even southern! WTF is up with that??? OK.....well.........I can do this.....I know I can........here I go.........I am shutting up now......and signing off.........and I am done!

Bye!.........oops! I did it again....ok....really.......I am going!

Bye!!!!.......Shit!.........OK......shhhhhhhhhhhh! Going, going,

Gone!

ROTFLMAO. First by the 10 titles, then by Lixy's response. She said she had tears in her eyes. She's done that to me with her response.

I think we need another one: How to Remain Unemotional and Maintain Decorum by Lixy.

I am still laughing. :D :D

Lixy, could you repeat that?