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Debbie: "Stormy, why would a pirate ship have sunk during World War 2?"

Stormy: "Well, when were pirates around?"

Debbie: "The 1700's."

Stormy: "...Were they Aztecs?"

Milo: "Why do I hafta go to a school for psychos?"

Bob: "Whoa, whoa, whoa. It's not a school for psychos, it's a school for the pathologically high-spirited. Now grab your books and your muzzle and let's go."

Pristine: "Pickles, I love your hair! Where'd you buy it?"

Pickles: "Off some whore. I think it was your mother."

Milo: "You live in a fantasy world, don't you, Helga?"

Helga: "What was that? I was thinking about my hundreds and hundreds of boyfriends."

New kid: "Wow, it must really suck to lose a girlfriend with a flying car."

Um...........Oh never mind!

LOL!

*kisses*

Otay . . .

and I thought I was the only one forced to sit thru endless hours of nickelodeon..

it's Cartoon Network. and who said i was forced?

"O lord, protect this rocket-house, and all who dwell within the rocket-house..." -Homer

Chester: "Hey, A.J., why did the frog put on a raincoat?"

A.J.: "Who cares? It's just gonna end in a pun."

Chester: "Dude, where'd you get all that stuff?"

Timmy: "Internet... uh... inheritance! ...I inherited the internet."

SpongeBob: "Patrick, Mr. Krabs said we shouldn't get near those things."

Patrick: "Did he say not to climb on top of 'em and ride 'em like a horsey?"

SpongeBob: "I guess ya got me there."

"Check out this wooden frame. It's lighter and more flammable than titanium." -Timmy's dad

Wanda: "Don't make him relive Super Toilet."

Cosmo: "It took the plunger... the whole plunger!"

"After years of failed get-rich-quick schemes, I know I'll get rich with this scheme... and quick!" -Homer

"If I know me, I wouldn't like being kicked in the crotch." -Homer

Girl: "Wow, perfume! That's so sweet."

Chris: "It'll make ya smell like Elizabeth Taylor. I guess that means you'll smell like bourbon and Vicodin."

Hillbilly ATM operator: "Mmm... you smell like the inside of my momma's purse."

Stewie: "Oh, dear. It appears my wee-wee has been stricken with rigor mortis."

still don't understand at least half of what you're saying (silly me - LOL) ..... but oh SOOOO glad you're back!!!

Uncle Silky, if I knew me, I wouldn't like getting kicked in the crotch either. Mama said, kicking the crotch isn't nice, especially at birthday parties.

Your words of wisdom have been missed. I did look all over for them, but they were missing.

Welcome back.

Uncle Silky we have never met.My name is Penny.

Thank you for a much needed smile this morning.

Penny

OMGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!

*THUD*


You are the cherry on the cake of my day!!!!!

I am actually typeless.........can you believe that? But don't go anywhere.....it'll come to me!

Like giving the chicken back his pluck that you should'nt have plucked and skinned in the first place!

:):):)

Guess we can't all be strangers from Pixies Silky.

A well deserved welcome back to you!!!!

OMG Silky is back :)

Now I can read a thread and not understand a bloody thing again!!!
Ohh that is exciting BTW Silky I have ceased fucking Tasmanian Devils LOL into the ring tail possums now :D

What's more, the Evil Monkey av is back too...must...resist...can't...give in...

it's what i do, Penny. good meetin ya.

Silky no like change, grumbles. plus, the Tasmanian devil's got it comin. them possums is God's children, ya heartless demon!

futility, scotty. futility, i say! you cannot resist. don't try. Marvin's yer lord and you know it. *freaky hypno-funk music*

"Get outta my beard, you squawkin' bastard!" -Peter

Ah, hypno-funk I can resist...

"Come on, let's drink till we can't feel feelings anymore." -Peter

Good to see ya Silky! Welcome back... Booyah! :D

Lois: "Peter, you're drunk!"

Peter: "No, I'm just exhausted from stayin' up all night drinkin'."

Great to see you back, Silky!!!

oddly enough, Aqua my man, i was just about to bust out my Sanford avatar. well-played.

good seein ya, Steve.

WOW, you are back. I am truly glad to see you back around silken up the place again. ;)

"There he is, boys... Homer Simpson. He thinks he's the pope of Chilitown." -Wiggum

I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! We want something else!

*Teehee! Just saying hi Uncle babycakes!*