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skipthisone

10-30-2002 11:22 AM

The Elephant bangs the donkey....

Here in the US it is election day next week, and if you are like me you are getting sick and tired of political commercials. Then I heard one today as a funny...and thought I would share.

I think all senior citizens should have better access to prescription drugs so I don't have to wait in line behind them at the pharmacy.

So get on your soap box and give me some funny campaign promises......(I know you are all creative bastards, so make them good ;) )

Coach Knight

10-30-2002 11:35 AM

I propose that every time Moulin Rouge is shown on HBO, it must be immediately followed by 6 hours of free porn.

Lilith

10-30-2002 12:11 PM

I promise a dildo in everypot:D:D:p

scotzoidman

10-30-2002 11:28 PM

I'd like to do to all the Pixie's ladies what the politicians have been doing to all of us...

Lilith

10-30-2002 11:31 PM

up the ass?????????????????:o:p

Sugarsprinkles

10-30-2002 11:53 PM

MATCHING SEX DRIVES

for every couple!! :D:D:D

No more of this He Wants It and She Doesn't OR She Wants It and He Doesn't

A policy guaranteed to lower the divorce rate!

legend

10-31-2002 06:14 AM

I'm going to tell you the truth......

dicksbro

10-31-2002 06:33 AM

PROSPERITY

PEACE

and

PIXIES

Lisen ... I think that's Aquarius and Let the Sun Shine In playing in the background

LixyChick

10-31-2002 06:40 AM

International Naked Day!

Ask not what your country can do for you!
Ask what you can do for your country!

skipthisone

10-31-2002 04:33 PM

Fridays as a national holiday for sex!!!!

Aqua	10-31-2002 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lilith
up the ass?????????????????:o:p

Now THAT"S what I'm talking 'bout!!! :p ;)

skipthisone

10-31-2002 04:45 PM

ass obsessed is aqua

Scarecrow

10-31-2002 05:58 PM

I propose a National Orge Day for all

Murphy

11-01-2002 08:37 PM

National Ogre Day? You mean like makin Shrek a folk hero or sumthin'?

Pot in every garage and a chicken in every yard....

Murga

11-01-2002 08:57 PM

Most of the politicos have one item agenda: I am opposed to government policy out of office; as soon as you get me into office I can only follow policy!!!!

Scarecrow

11-01-2002 10:44 PM

Yeah something like that or else a fairy in every hat. Uhhh I mean a fairy tail.

incitatus

11-02-2002 01:55 AM

Great Moments in Campaign History:

"Dewey Defeats Truman"

"You won't have Dick Nixon to kick around anymore"

"There he goes again"

"I will not seek, nor will I accept..."

"...a giant sucking sound"

"Who am I? Why am I here?"

"Read my lips!"

"You are no Jack Kennedy"

"...vast right wing conspiracy"

"Well now, that's just sick!"

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