The evils of masturbation
 

This made me laugh... An oldie, but goodie. :)

We have killed soooooooooooooooo many kittens here...I lost count. :D :D

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!

And I just thought I would go blind!

That's it! I'm done forever!

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! Sorry kitty....I couldn't resist!

I guess that explains why I was never able to keep a cat....FOR SHAME PEOPLE!

To think, I've killed litter upon litter with Multiple Orgasms!!!

Oh well... here kitty kitty :) LOL

And I thought it just made my palms hairy!!

Sure wish He took it out on mosquitoes instead. :)

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww....What a waste!!!!
I Love kittens!!!!
They taste just like chicken! :D

Hahaha, yeah this was posted on the forum of the univertisy I go to. Now we use it as a metaphor for masturbation. When we are in the chat room and somone has been quiet for a long time we say "Hmm I bet he/she is killing a kitten right now" :D

"Think of the kitten". Well, I normally think of the pussy, so what the heck! :D

well i'm doing my bit for feral cat control.......are you?

Thinker, my friends and I do that whenever we write in our opendiaries. We all refer to it as doing our bout of nightly kitten killing before bed.

LMAO. Makes me think of the old one, "Save a tree, eat a beaver!"

(PS ... if you're wondering how that saves a tree, you've been at Pixies toooooooo long :D :D )

Shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You mean I am responsible for death of a whole sub-species???
LLLLLOL

Don't be cruel, pet a little pussy

fuckin kittens... they had it comin. i've seen kittens do things that would cower the steeliest of men. *shudder*

Can hardly type. . . too busy laughing!!!

I was thinking of buying a couple of kittens but I'm not sure I dare now, they wouldn't last five minutes . . . .

That reminds me;of the old one;about the young man;whose father;told him;that masturbating would make him go blind.
He asked;his father;if he could just do it until he needed glasses!
Irish

Kittens??

We have a feral cat problem here in excess of 10mill cats

and we can't even have fun popping a few kittens?

Justice, there ain't no justice!!!

Well they have nine lives so if i masturbate only once a week i haven't even killed one kitten per week so ill take the ratio of that.