Priceless!!!!
 

I can't remeber if I saw this thread before.
It is based on the credit card commercial where they say all these things with costs associated with them and then Priceless.
I will give an example....

Monthly internet connection: $19
Cost of home computer: $2000
Meeting the sexy and funny people here at Pixies: Priceless

Got it?

One more ...

Handcuffs: $20
Afternoon rate at cheap motel: $55
One time meeting with your internet lover: Priceless


CK

gerbil $14.95
xrays $185
embarrassment of having people at hospital remove said gerbil
Priceless

Power Toothbrush $30
cheap batteries $2
Your SO running out of power and coming to bed for the real thing PRICELESS

Box of condoms: $12
Box of dozen golf balls: $35
Sleeping with chick that drives the beer cart on your golf outing weekend with the guys: Priceless

Box of tissues ... $1.00
Tube of K-Y jel ... $ 2.50
Pixie ladies providing inspiration ... priceless. :D :D

her new hairstyle.... expensive
her new outfit.... expensive
her new shoes to with her new outfit.... expensive
her new purse to go with her new shoes.... expensive
her all-night thanks to you for spending all that money.... priceless
:D:p::D

New digital camera $350
New computer $1000
Posting pic on Pix priceless

Monthly dial-up fee: $20
Round-trip Bus Tickets: $200
Meeting your Internet Lover: Priceless

International Phone plan $2.95 /mo
Phone calls between US and Canada - .07 per minute
Feeling going to sleep several nights in a row after hearing him say "goodnight Darlin' " - priceless

Movie ticket: $9
Cost of movie theater pop, popcorn, and candy: $12,255
The sick feeling that you spent that much to see Dude, Where's My Car?: Priceless

Hi-speed cable internet service - $40 per mo.

Cost of a new computer when the first one is completely shot - $800

Meeting your internet lover in person and having him become in real life a wonderful lover ;) and true friend :) - PRICELESS!!!

Flight to Pennsylvania: $350
Flight to Australia: $1,400
Seeing real pics of Lixy and Nikki together: Priceless

Lilith-----Was that Richard Gere with that gerbil? Irish
P.S.It may not be true but thats what I'll always think of;when I
hear Richard Gere or gerbil!

Dinner for 3 at McDonalds: $12.00
Cost of new Disney video: $30
The kids falling asleep early and giving the old folks some peace (piece?;) ) and quiet: PRICELESS!!!

Membership at Pixies Free...
Net connection 19.95

An evening of cyber with a special pixie... PRICELESS :)

WOOOOHOOOOO

candles & holders: $15.00
Home cooked dinner for two: $30.00
Straight jacket for the kid: Priceless

Driving in a blizzad: FREE
AAA towing fee: $50
new tire for Van: $75
comeing home to a hot cup of coffee: priceless!

car bought for $6000.00
price to repair after 6 months $2000.00
car being stolen same night.....priceless

Television: $1,000
Cable Service: $55
Finding out yougot free porn: Priceless

Chainsaw: $195.95
Splitting Maul: $39.95
Enjoying the fire in your woodstove: Priceless!

replacement milk for abandoned kitty - $5.00
icky instant mash/gruel for kitty - $5.00
watching four-day-old kitty play and grow - priceless!

tickets to wwe (wrestling) 90$
breakfast at 1 am after wrestling 20$
coming home and letting him warm his coldfeet on my warm ass:
PRICELESS

blowjob in there too :)

Going to Sam's Club ... $300
Picking up an ink cartridge for my printer ... $35
Coming home and logging on to Pixies ... Priceless.

cost of a dildo...$25.00

Getting into work and hour early...a little sleep

using your key to your old office to barge in on the new girl, who had discovered a new toy in her desk drawer and was checking it for fit....PRICELESS!

Drinks for your S/O and her friend: $50
Cheap motel: $75
The two of them undressing in front of you and going at it: Priceless

Small morning coffee .... $ .79

Large mid-morning coffee ... $ 1.09

Readily available bathroom .... priceless

digital carera $250
taking nude pics of oneself free
sending pic to girl friend free
forgeting to delet pic before letting you mother use your camera priceless

Box of tissue ... $ 1.49
Package of paper napkins ... $ 1.79
Package of paper towels ... $ 2.37
She swallows ... PRICELESS

Wedding $2000
disposable careras for the tables $250
pic of the bride giving head to the best man priceless

LOL Booger!

Dial-up ISP: $20
Slower-than-all-hell Modem: $50
Looking out the window at the sunrise country view: Priceless!

Cable modem - $40 per mo.
Gas for van to drive from MI to MO - $70
Friends that take you in and help you when your life is upside down - PRICELESS!!

Just saw this thread and I have to say to CK........LOL! For the Nikki~Lixy reference! Oh what a fantasy! Mmmmmmm!

A years worth of internet dial-up......$180.00

Shopping for that perfect present for the first meeting.....$200.00

Meeting him.....finally! (and later than you thought cause he got cold feet along the way)...........PRICELESS!

Six pack of good beer $8.50
Get out of here for the weekend $850.00
See Nikki and Leigh having fun PRICELESS!!!

Kitten food~$3.50 a week
Kitty Litter~$4.50 a week

Having my once 'demonicly possesed' stray mean kitten, now sleeping on my tummy and purring all night~~~Priceless

survivng dts-1/2 sanity left
learning to handle sober life- couple of years dealing with aa
being able to laugh at urine tests-priceless

New VCR (to replace the one "fed" oatmeal) $99.95
Collection of classic Christmas Videos $199.95
Falling asleep on the couch with daughter Priceless

dzbuster---I know where you're coming from with AA!Like most
things;some people need it and some people hate it.I was one
of the ones that disliked it.A few years ago;the State mandated;
that I attend counseling&3 AA meetings;a week;in order to get
my operators license back.I lost it for 30 days(first offense;actually
first time;CAUGHT)The only thing that saved my sanity;was that
the Third Chapter motorcycle club;attended 2 Rochester meetings
& 1 Barrington meeting.As my wife said-You don't tell those guys;
to go to a meeting!They go because they want to.Otherwise;they'
d tell you to shove it.At least;I had someone;that I could relate to!Some people said that they went to the meetings;so that they wouldn't drink then.I thought"If that's all that keeps you from
drinking;you've got more problems then AA can handle!" Irish

Murphy---You've got to tell your kid;to stop "feeding"the VCR!
Irish

Irish - LOL - She's grown a bit, trying the VCR on solid food!

Murphy---There used to be an ad;on TV;I don't remember what it
was for;that showed a sandwich;being put in a VCR! Irish