** Knock!knock!**
 

Who's there??????????

How the hell do I know....it's your door!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D:D:D:p


Sorry I am in a goofy mood....I need spankin';):p

let me, oh please let me do it;) :D

objecyion
 

i must object. i'm the spankmaster round here and if lilith needs her botty heated then i'll be the man to do it!

now touch yr toes sugar ...

whap! whap! followed by sweet soft kisses xxx

:)

Gotta catch me first! No Submissive Sally here!

OH I think I can handle this......

*wiggles his Lilith catching bait and waits patiently*

hehehe

go away.....i'm busy!

guess who with ;) :p

ooooh.....just put the DO NOT DISTURB sign out

you sound guilty Nikki :p

Orange ya glad I didn't say banana?

Lil are you mounting a bookshelf? Or is it the sound of nailing your hubby? :D:D:D

...and a knocking two-liner:

"Knock-knock!" "Who´s there?" "It´s Santa Claus! With a beard so white and curly..."
"Gosh, Santa, sorry, I must say, that you´re a bit too early"
:D

i answered the door and there were two people there. they said that they were collecting for the local swimming pool. so i gave them a glass of water.

I answered the door and it was a man with a bill.....or it could have been a duck in a hat.

How many dead light bulbs does it take to make a knock-knock joke?

Knock Knock

Who's there?

AVON, your doorbell's fucked!

Knock ... er ... knock ... er

Who's there?

A nice set of knockers :)

All this knocking is giving me a damn headache!!!! :D :D :D


Knock, knock...
Who's there?
Les...
Les who?
Les hear another knock knock joke!! :D

mama take this badge from me
i can't use it anymore
it's getting dark too dark to see
feels like i'm knockin' on heaven's door

knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door

mama put my guns in the ground
i can't shoot them anymore
that cold black cloud is comin' down
feels like i'm knockin' on heaven's door

knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door

"you just better start sniffin' your own rank subjugation jack 'cause it's just you against your tattered libido, the bank and the mortician, forever man and it wouldn't be luck if you could get out of life alive"

knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
(repeated several times)