Ever had.... sex on the beach?
 

You need

1 oz vodka
1 oz peach schnapps
3 oz cranberry juice
3 oz orange or pineapple juice



What were you thinking? :p :D

Well after having sex on the beach...I usually have an Orgasm!!!

2 oz Bailey's Irish Cream
2 oz Peppermint Schnapps
Served over crushed ice!

So there! :p :p :p :D :D :D

Really? :D

How about a Slow Comfortable Screw?

1 oz vodka
3/4 oz Southern Comfort
3/4 oz sloe gin
fresh orange juice
over ice cubes in a chilled glass! :p :p :D :D

Well...a slow confortable screw is very nice...but sex in the shower is best!! :D :D :p


1 oz Blue Curacao
1 oz Triple sec
1 oz Butterscotch schnapps
2 oz Orange juice :D :D

Got me there. Never had the pleasure of sex in the shower. NOt much of a shower person, I guess. Prefer to relax with a Bath Cure, instead. :D

1½ oz dark jamaica rum
1½ oz brandy
1½ oz vodka
2 oz light Puerto Rican rum
1 oz Puerto Rican rum
1 oz 151-proof rum
½ oz lime juice
1 oz orange juice
1 oz pineapple juice
1 oz lemon juice
½ oz grenadine
1 tsp sugar syrup to taste

:D :p :D :p :D :p

Bath Cure??? nah....not for me.....

Sex on Acid though is one hell of a time!!! :D :D :D



Ingredients:
1 oz Jagermeister
1/2 oz Midori melon liqueur
1/2 oz Raspberry liqueur, black
1/2 oz Pineapple juice
1/4 oz Cranberry juice

Serve as a shooter!!! :D

Damn I miss my bartending days!!! :( ;)

Wow! Visions of 'Coyote Ugly' flashing through my head! :D Thanks!

Not much of a drinker . Just like to get Between The Sheets

1½ oz cognac
1 oz light rum
¾ oz curacao or triple sec
½ oz lemon juice

Always wanted to be a bartender though. :p

When you are "Between the sheets"....you have a "Screaming Multiple Climax!!!!!!":D :D :D



Ingredients:
1 oz Vodka
1/2 oz white Creme de cacao
1/2 oz Amaretto
1/2 oz Frangelico
1/2 oz Creme de banane
Fill w/ Cream

And you all know what kind of Cream I like!!! :D :D :D

Need a drink now! :D

Multiple climaxes tend to make me a Sleepy Head, though.

3 oz brandy
orange peel
mint leaves
fill with cold ginger ale

:p

Well when you fall asleep....Make sure you have a WET DREAM!!!! :D :D :D

Wet Dream
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Ingredients:
1/2 oz Amaretto
1/4 oz Blue Curacao
1/4 oz Creme de banane
1/4 oz Sweet and sour
1 splash Pineapple juice
1/4 oz Chambord raspberry liqueur

Shaken...not stirred...LOL :D :D

And before I go for the day....
 

I will leave you with one more!! Well ok 2!!! :D :p

If you have SEX AT MY HOUSE

Ingredients:
3/4 oz Amaretto Di Saronno
3/4 oz Chambord raspberry liqueur
2 oz Pineapple juice


You will be treated to a FLAMING BLOW JOB!!!!!!

1 bottle Jack Daniels
2 gal Everclear
1 qt Chocolate milk
5 cans Whipped cream


Pour all ingredients into large punchbowl. Spray all 5 cans of whipped Cream on top of the bowl-set on fire and let burn!!!!!!

woohooooo that's enough blow jobs for all the men here!!!!!!!!! :D :D

Nice stuff... my fave is slippery nipple.... baileys with sambuca... mmm...

hmmm had most of them I like a Slow Comfortable Screw hard up against the wall


1 oz vodka
1 oz slow gin
1 oz souther comfort
1 oz galliano
3 oz orange juice

ok a couple more


buttery nipple

1/2 oz butter rum
1/2 oz irish cream

slipery nipple

1/2 oz sambvca
1/2 oz irish cream

Make ME one of those Booger dear!

Can't say I've ever had a Slow Comfortable Screw hard up against the wall, but I'm sure I'd like one.



:p :D :o

Yeah! but we didn't like it.
 

We did that on the beach at Lake Michigan, but she kept getting sand in her Schlitz. :D


(only the folks from Milwaukee will get that one;) )

In her Schlitz, pantyfanatic? Wow! All I can say to that is...

"Ziggy zaggy, ziggy zaggy, oy oy oy!
Ziggy zaggy, ziggy zaggy, oy oy oy!"

Hey DD, I did have that wet dream last night, but it was actually about lilith's new Whip

1½ oz brandy
¾ oz sweet vermouth
¾ oz dry vermouth
½ tsp curacao
several dashes pernod

( to have your own dreams about lilith's whip, please visit
http://www.pixies-place.com/forums/...=&threadid=9131
enjoy! :D :D)

Mmmmmmmm.........slammed up against the wall sounds good

What about a..........Harvey Wall Banger

1 oz Vodka
2 oz Orange Juice
Float of Galiano
Ice

Serve...........drink...........then.......omg.... .it hits you..........
WOW.......yummy.........

Knew a guy once called Harvey Wallbanger. Not the kind of guy you'd want behind you ( if you know what I mean :D ) But he was good at Blackjack

1 oz blackberry brandy
1 oz brandy
1 oz heavy cream

hi to all
i just tried sex on the beach last summer, my self and my wife - perfectly pleasing no hurry but some sand got in between.
nice subject

And a good day to all at pixies. Especially to lovely ladies.... Lilith, my Florida Joy

1½ oz absolut citron vodka
4 oz grapefruit juice
½ oz triple sec

and PixieSpite, my Canadian Hurricane...

1½ oz canadian whiskey
½ oz white creme de menthe
½ oz dry gin
juice of ½ lemon

Hope everyone is okay!

While tending bar at a strip joint I NEVER drank while on duty.........but as soon as I locked the doors we let the experiments begin........

Made up our own drinks like..........

You're Sister's Ass

You're Sister's Ass Stinks

Eskimo Piss

Spider Cider

And I will admit here and now......it's been so long (13 years) since we did this that I forget the ingredients. But I remember how the few folks that I let stay in the bar after the doors were locked, had such a great time making me run around the bar and grab bottles off the speed rack to make up these drinks. We made them up, tasted them and either say yay or nay! And then we named them. I should have written them down as I think we came up with pretty good ones with....Spider Cider and You're Sister's Ass!

Still gotta love the "Dr. Pepper".......Get a mug of your favorite beer and drop a shot of......Rootbeer schnapps to the line and Ameretto to top it.....into the mug. You have to slam this drink.....NO SWALLOWING till it is all gone from the mug! *TIP* Take a deep breath and then slam it!

Tastes just like it's name!!!!!!